Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
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Now show me those tah-tahs.


ha! You sound like Fred!


Damnit! That was my schtick to begin with, or have you forgotten. \:\(


I could never forget! You get sole credit for this schtick, sug! (Just don't tell Fred I said that.)


Now do I get to see the tah-tahs?




Then damn you and your treacherous ways, woman!


"treacherous woman" - I thought you thought that was redundant?

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Seriously, though, keep an open mind about the tah-tahs thing.


Mebbe.


Don't do it! You'll be like the one chick (and we all know this happened) who betrayed womankind and actually did when a horny construction worker called out "Why don't you come up here and suck my dick, baby!" And now, thanks to her, the rest of us can't walk down the street without hearing about the junk in out trunk, or the jiggle in our jello. You'll give these men HOPE, harley. Dirty, filthy hope.




Like doc, I'm starting to like you. You've made me laugh twice today.

Besides, hope is a good thing. The filthier, the better. ;\)

Though, if you ever find the woman who complied to the construction worker's plea kick her for me.


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi