Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Though, if you ever find the woman who complied to the construction worker's plea kick her for me.

Oh believe me, I will. One for you. One for me. One for my Great Aunt Meredith who lost an eye in a drive-by penis flashing.




Awesome.

Poor Aunt Mer....


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi