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Don't take it personally Syd, they need to believe me and Sikk are gay because they think gay people are evil. Facts don't work to well with these guys.
Joe Mama especially isn't going to believe you are female cause if I'm flirting with you that would make me straight and Joe would be heart broken. One post after the other. Tommy, make up your mind. Go for the homophobe joke or the gay joke. Cripes, man, you're making yourself look stupid(er than we know you are) without anyone's help. They're not mutually exclusive. In fact they often come in a package deal. Thank you for this post. It clears up so much about li'l Halo. Halo? A homophobe? Have you seen his collection of stretch denim? He's offered plenty of times. But no, I've been able to dodge that particular bullet.
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Don't take it personally Syd, they need to believe me and Sikk are gay because they think gay people are evil. While I don't believe you two to be gay overall - you're definitely gay for each other. I don't know who she is; but I think I'm starting to like her already. 
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Don't take it personally Syd, they need to believe me and Sikk are gay because they think gay people are evil. Facts don't work to well with these guys.
Joe Mama especially isn't going to believe you are female cause if I'm flirting with you that would make me straight and Joe would be heart broken. One post after the other. Tommy, make up your mind. Go for the homophobe joke or the gay joke. Cripes, man, you're making yourself look stupid(er than we know you are) without anyone's help. They're not mutually exclusive. In fact they often come in a package deal. Thank you for this post. It clears up so much about li'l Halo. Halo? A homophobe? Have you seen his collection of stretch denim? He's offered plenty of times. But no, I've been able to dodge that particular bullet. I make him wear the matching vest and rhinestone hat when we role play cowboy/saloon wench. He likes it perhaps a little more than he should.
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Don't take it personally Syd, they need to believe me and Sikk are gay because they think gay people are evil. Facts don't work to well with these guys.
Joe Mama especially isn't going to believe you are female cause if I'm flirting with you that would make me straight and Joe would be heart broken. One post after the other. Tommy, make up your mind. Go for the homophobe joke or the gay joke. Cripes, man, you're making yourself look stupid(er than we know you are) without anyone's help. They're not mutually exclusive. In fact they often come in a package deal. Thank you for this post. It clears up so much about li'l Halo. Halo? A homophobe? Have you seen his collection of stretch denim? He's offered plenty of times. But no, I've been able to dodge that particular bullet. I make him wear the matching vest and rhinestone hat when we role play cowboy/saloon wench. He likes it perhaps a little more than he should. What color's your cowboy hat?
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Don't take it personally Syd, they need to believe me and Sikk are gay because they think gay people are evil. Facts don't work to well with these guys.
Joe Mama especially isn't going to believe you are female cause if I'm flirting with you that would make me straight and Joe would be heart broken. One post after the other. Tommy, make up your mind. Go for the homophobe joke or the gay joke. Cripes, man, you're making yourself look stupid(er than we know you are) without anyone's help. They're not mutually exclusive. In fact they often come in a package deal. Thank you for this post. It clears up so much about li'l Halo. And he says I project 
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Don't take it personally Syd, they need to believe me and Sikk are gay because they think gay people are evil. Facts don't work to well with these guys.
Joe Mama especially isn't going to believe you are female cause if I'm flirting with you that would make me straight and Joe would be heart broken. One post after the other. Tommy, make up your mind. Go for the homophobe joke or the gay joke. Cripes, man, you're making yourself look stupid(er than we know you are) without anyone's help. They're not mutually exclusive. In fact they often come in a package deal. Thank you for this post. It clears up so much about li'l Halo. Halo? A homophobe? Have you seen his collection of stretch denim? He's offered plenty of times. But no, I've been able to dodge that particular bullet. I make him wear the matching vest and rhinestone hat when we role play cowboy/saloon wench. He likes it perhaps a little more than he should. What color's your cowboy hat? Red. Picture Dorothy's shoes, but in hat form. It really complements his olive features.
 
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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[quote=Halo82][quote=Black Machismo]our resident virgin has done more sexually than anyone at rkmb's.
no boys.. internet porn and palmela handerson don't count...
at least halo's seen pussy. And Sikk doesn't mean pussy's like Joe and Sammitch. He means Vagina. You know, that thing between a woman's legs. No, you all don't know what I'm talking about, do you? Defensive and overcompensating. Poor Tommy...  Well, I had to clear things up. It would be horrible if you guys thought Sikk meant I'd seen you guys. I couldn't bare that. Not when you prefer baring it for Sikkbones. And Iggy. And whomod. And your daddy. And your uncle...And... Looks like you are getting excited Joe. Looks like you're getting hopeful. But don't you fret, Tommy. I'm sure Sikkbones will toss you a stiffy after he fails with that "girl." Really? Is my gender in question? Did not know that. Interesting. To be fair, no one's going to assume you're female. I mean, you've got Sikkbones and Halotard fawning over you. Sikkbones admitted to masturbating with Halo's face, and Halo's pretty much rampant in his passive aggressive admissions of his own homosexuality. But if you say you're female, that's fine. All it really means is that Snarf will proposition you and the Sikkbones/Halotard coupling will happen without you. So you really do think I'm a dude? It's not just "you're gay" "no, you're gay" -esque insult throwing? Ok. I wasn't clear on that. Well I've spoken on the phone with Cap Ap and Zzap and sent them pictures via the phone (lovely CLOTHED pictures in case that was in question as well), so you can ask them if you care to. And if you don't care, well then being a man is something I've never tried before and it could be a whole new adventure. I wonder if I make it work. I'll try harder to butch it up. Don't take it personally Syd, they need to believe me and Sikk are gay because they think gay people are evil. While I don't believe you two to be gay overall - you're definitely gay for each other. It's kind of sweet actually. [/quote] Heh. Nicely played.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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While I don't believe you two to be gay overall - you're definitely gay for each other.
It's kind of sweet actually. Heh. Nicely played. You have no frame of reference, Harley! Now show me those tah-tahs.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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While I don't believe you two to be gay overall - you're definitely gay for each other.
It's kind of sweet actually. Heh. Nicely played. You have no frame of reference, Harley! That's what you think!
Now show me those tah-tahs.
ha! You sound like Fred!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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that's what the marines said! The Navy followed with: "Don't call us. We'll call you...right around never."
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10 times, in fact!
Which was surprising, I admit. Upwards of ten. As in more than. J-Just saying.
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Now show me those tah-tahs.
ha! You sound like Fred! Damnit! That was my schtick to begin with, or have you forgotten. 
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Now show me those tah-tahs.
ha! You sound like Fred! Damnit! That was my schtick to begin with, or have you forgotten. I could never forget! You get sole credit for this schtick, sug! (Just don't tell Fred I said that.)
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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that's what the marines said! The Navy followed with: "Don't call us. We'll call you...right around never." Who the fuck wants to join the Navy?  They'd blow all of you if only you'd enlist.
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that's what the marines said! The Navy followed with: "Don't call us. We'll call you...right around never." Who the fuck wants to join the Navy? They'd blow all of you if only you'd join. I'm liking you more and more.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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So what are we taking about again?
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Damn straight. I'm delightful.
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Now show me those tah-tahs.
ha! You sound like Fred! Damnit! That was my schtick to begin with, or have you forgotten. I could never forget! You get sole credit for this schtick, sug! (Just don't tell Fred I said that.) Now do I get to see the tah-tahs?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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So what are we taking about again? Jell-O puddin' pops. Damnit, can't you keep up?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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there are like 3 conversations going on dumbass
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Now show me those tah-tahs.
ha! You sound like Fred! Damnit! That was my schtick to begin with, or have you forgotten. I could never forget! You get sole credit for this schtick, sug! (Just don't tell Fred I said that.) Now do I get to see the tah-tahs?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Now show me those tah-tahs.
ha! You sound like Fred! Damnit! That was my schtick to begin with, or have you forgotten. I could never forget! You get sole credit for this schtick, sug! (Just don't tell Fred I said that.) Now do I get to see the tah-tahs? Then damn you and your treacherous ways, woman! Seriously, though, keep an open mind about the tah-tahs thing.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Now show me those tah-tahs.
ha! You sound like Fred! Damnit! That was my schtick to begin with, or have you forgotten. I could never forget! You get sole credit for this schtick, sug! (Just don't tell Fred I said that.) Now do I get to see the tah-tahs? Then damn you and your treacherous ways, woman! "treacherous woman" - I thought you thought that was redundant? Seriously, though, keep an open mind about the tah-tahs thing. Mebbe. 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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no boys.. internet porn and palmela handerson don't count...
at least halo's seen pussy. so it's okay for you guys to make jokes about whomod's daughter?
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Now show me those tah-tahs.
ha! You sound like Fred! Damnit! That was my schtick to begin with, or have you forgotten. I could never forget! You get sole credit for this schtick, sug! (Just don't tell Fred I said that.) Now do I get to see the tah-tahs? Then damn you and your treacherous ways, woman! "treacherous woman" - I thought you thought that was redundant? Seriously, though, keep an open mind about the tah-tahs thing. Mebbe. Don't do it! You'll be like the one chick (and we all know this happened) who betrayed womankind and actually did when a horny construction worker called out "Why don't you come up here and suck my dick, baby!" And now, thanks to her, the rest of us can't walk down the street without hearing about the junk in our trunk, or the jiggle in our jello. You'll give these men HOPE, harley. Dirty, filthy hope.
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Sneaky's already given us hope. Perky hope.
And Stareena, and Butter, and Uschi, and......
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Hmm. What did it? Just so I know what I'm up against.
A: "Shake it don’t break it, baby!"
B: "Daaaamn, I‘d like to saddle up those ponies for a ride around the park! Them titties look good girl!"
C: "You got some all day suckers on you, sweetheart."
D: "Hubba huuuu-BA! Now that’s a fartbox I could bounce quarters off all night."
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Now show me those tah-tahs.
ha! You sound like Fred! Damnit! That was my schtick to begin with, or have you forgotten. I could never forget! You get sole credit for this schtick, sug! (Just don't tell Fred I said that.) Now do I get to see the tah-tahs? Then damn you and your treacherous ways, woman! "treacherous woman" - I thought you thought that was redundant? Seriously, though, keep an open mind about the tah-tahs thing. Mebbe. Don't do it! You'll be like the one chick (and we all know this happened) who betrayed womankind and actually did when a horny construction worker called out "Why don't you come up here and suck my dick, baby!" And now, thanks to her, the rest of us can't walk down the street without hearing about the junk in out trunk, or the jiggle in our jello. You'll give these men HOPE, harley. Dirty, filthy hope. Like doc, I'm starting to like you. You've made me laugh twice today. Besides, hope is a good thing. The filthier, the better.  Though, if you ever find the woman who complied to the construction worker's plea kick her for me.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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