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The eldest and his wife will be having a baby in January!
Once there is a living breathing baby capable of calling me "Grandpa!" I'll concede that I am finally old!
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Congratulations man.
My best wishes to your family.
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Congrats, LLance. Best of health and happiness to you all.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Congrats, LL.
P.S.
YOU'RE OLD!!!!!!
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Thank you! Thank you one and all!
...and yes I am old...older than dirt and twice as tasty!
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Thanks!
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I wouldn't post the naem if I were you. This board is so hardcore that they might create an alter named after your grandkid and have it speak of abuse and molestation.
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I like that name. It's unique enough to be engaging, but not so weird that the kid's going to get his lunch box thrown down the slide.
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Congrats on the future bundle of joy. Meanwhile, enjoy the last six months or so of being young while you can.
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The eldest and his wife will be having a baby wait a minute... llance is gonna have a baby!??
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In a most indirect way Robby!
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 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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There ain't nothing 'ito' about LLance.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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As my present to you, LLance, I'll spare you the obvious fat joke.  I wouldn't post the naem if I were you. This board is so hardcore that they might create an alter named after your grandkid and have it speak of abuse and molestation. Yeah, Llance. You should be okay as long as you don't post the actual name, because nobody is stupid enough to be offended by an alt named "[name]'s [relative]".
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 "I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect."
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Congrats LLance! Time flies, my man. Time flies... 
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I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Every year on my birthday I feel a little bit older, but then I remember Llance's is the next day and he's fucking ancient.
Congrats on being grandfather.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Every Saturday night Llance mounts his wife and pumps her full of dust.
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Looks like we cracked Rellik for the dozenth time.
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That's "killeR" backwards...
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Please don't make me hae to gro up to be a fat pedophile like granpa!
Just kill me now!
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We've already run the pedophile shtick ragged Rellik. Time to move on.
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Please don't make me hae to gro up to be a fat pedophile like granpa!
Just kill me now! A LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED!!!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THE RULES? DO I HAVE TO QUOTE THE GENEVA CONVENTION'S GUIDELINES FOR ONLINE WARFARE?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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ANGST!!! ANGST!!! SOMEONE PM ROB!!! ALERT A MOD!!!
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A LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED!!!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THE RULES? DO I HAVE TO QUOTE THE GENEVA CONVENTION'S GUIDELINES FOR ONLINE WARFARE? My name's not Geneva. Daddy's gonna name me Peter after granpa's penis.
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 I didn't think they could get anymore hypocritical.
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Or perhaps your just disguted and youre trying not to make it look like you care.
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SOMEBODY QUICK! CALL THE POLICE!
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Or perhaps your just disguted and youre trying not to make it look like you care. ill bet they really think that...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Or perhaps your just disguted and youre trying not to make it look like you care. Your fourth post in and you can't even maintain character. How can somebody fail this much unless.....You're not Rellik.....You're HALO!!
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i thought it was sikk...but meh. who cares? Ill bet theyre all ashamed of themselves now that they "stooped to our level" 
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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