RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat Oh shit! I accidentally tripped and fell into the Protected Insurgency Super-Secret Mod Forum....

all youve done is thrown in your opinion about pro's actions.

You fucking hypocrites. You've been calling me a fucking cry baby saying it's a "fact" but when I use Pro's opinion it doesn't matter?

Don't bother, Knut. He's beaten and backed into a corner. I can go into his secret little hidey club and suss out all the truths they're scared to admit in public here. I can lay out a post-by-post fact-check. I can even reach out to him on countless occasions, for a call of fun. But, in the end, Halo is irredeemable. He's a lost little animal, shivering in a corner, snarling at anything that approaches it. I figure the best way to deal with it is just starve it to death...

ACtually, I think we all feel pretty safe in saying that you are complete asshole in public.

Go on and tell yourself that, Blow.

You're nothing more than a pathetic little shit heel throwing out everything you can to ignore what I've said. You couldn't even post the "facts" you claim your master have stated.

Whether Pro is right or wrong you're still a creepy little bitch.

I get a +5 in charisma and +2 hit points for using the correct whether too!

yeah i know. but i tried anyway...

Another worthless enabler of idiots throwing cliches.

Sure thing, kid!

Denial, I LOVE it. Proves me right.

We're all worthless enablers, aren't we? What is it about people posting on message boards that have like opinions and get along? Man, I bet it's better over at the Insurgency where all five posters constantly bicker and fight. Oh well. Maybe one day...

cause that sure is denial...

You win?


Can we be done, now.

Yeah, and the people who use your actual statements to back up what they are saying are assholes, right? Try another one, Pro. Like I said, you're no diffrent then every other suck up who fabricates reality.

Only if it's just you and me, toots.

Almost. I'm pretty much done with these idiots for the night.

Goodnight Halo, my lovely little toy. I know you will think of me often, until we post together again...

I can't wait to let more people read your red hot top secret posts tomorrow!

Good. The other side of the bed's getting cold.

Little premature, douchebag.

prove it.

Yowza.

Ah, don't tell me I have to read 112 posts to find out what has happened.

Setting aside the obvious gags in Stevezzap's conscious desire to "probe for weakness"...

A moment of serious amidst all of this levity. Let me indulge in some over-intellectualising of the RKMBs - a cardinal sin, because this is the RKMBs, but perhaps I owe it to at least some of you at the Insurgency to try and set you straight.

You're blind to the reason for resistance to your silly name-calling. There's no "mob mentality" here. There are certain behavioural norms and informal rites of initiation leading to tolerance or acceptance. G-man and I went through them when we both fell offside at different times, just like Whomod has done. If you're weak, you leave.

You guys are a distraction from the main event, the pushing and shoving and testing of each other, and a fairly clumsy one at that.

You're weak, Halo. You'll leave. Again.

But even these words I have just typed are just words, and the barbs are what you let them be. And, because you're weak, you'll violently react spewing pointless words like "whores" yet again, like a dumb, enraged bull with yet another matador's spear in your neck, and not have even the foggiest notion that you're in the arena and the crowd is enjoying watching you bleed. We have no secret board for a reason - we don't need it, and we're the matadors, not the bull. Each time Pro "hacks" your secret board (and its plainly obvious how he's doing it to anyone with half a brain) and posts the ridiculous comments you and your peers post there, he twists his blade and we watch you wince.

And you have no idea why, or what the rules are. You are just the dumb animal in a trap.

This is coming from the guy who only returned as part of a "raid." Tell me again about seeling out to a mob mentality, you hypocritical li'l puppy.

And I know one of the rules of your "flame war" states that personal information shouldn't be given, but I'll break your gay li'l heart and reveal a few things about myself. My gal and I have been together for 10 years this fall. I won't be able to slap you around this weekend because I'll be closing on a house and moving in. But thank you for your obsession with my sexuality - I mean, it's one thing to crack gay jokes, quite another to actually spend time speculating about it.

PS: I'm nice to YB because I really have no reason to be any other way. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Tommy.

PPS: I think Sikkbones should be the one who posts in Geoff Johns' board and other boards under "my" ID. He's got the wit and sense of humor to carry it off. Tommy doesn't.

PPPS: Gotta love that Prometheus argued facts with Halotard and all he could do in return is more scrambling, flailing, and personal attacks. Props to Pro.

So, basically, Halo is still a retard!

A cigar? Are you saying I'm fat?

With a "PH."

(Lookit dat save!)

So Phat like Oprah? Eh, alright.


Wait a minute...

Don't do that shit.

She looks like that old lady from the Emperor's New Groove. Ten points if you can remind me what her name is.

Yzma, honey.

12 points! Just cuz it's you.

Amazing.

It's absolutely clear to anyone reading your posts that one of the many things that pisses you off about this board is that no one here takes you seriously - and you really want us to - your behavior here belies your false claims to the contrary. It's just one of the many reasons you were never able to fit in here - and despite the denials that you will inevitabley spew, at one point you did want to fit in.

Unfortunately, you refuse to acknowledge reality despite how obvious it is to everyone else and irrespective of how many times it has been pointed out to you by Pro and others. In fact, the very quotes you have used in you flaccid attempts to show how you were originally "abused" here only go to prove how rabid, delusional and deceitful you have been, as you were the first to be nasty and bitchy. You are either completely obtuse or just willfully ignorant, but either way you are a spineless whiner who lacked the balls to come back here on his own and who now hides behind some "defending Whomod's internet honor" bullshit when the reality is you're nothing more than a petulant child who held a 5 month grudge because you got your ass handed to you over some internet comic book argument - one that you turned into something personal and nasty - and then tried (and miserably failed) to "raid" us because of it. That, in a nut shell, is what this is all about, no matter what lies about "friendship" and "honor" you spin in order to justify your frothing at the mouth, gutless, and hypocritical behavior.

You are an embarrassment and a failure, Tommy - a pendejo who has become nothing more than this board's piñata.

If we were to waste an emotion on you it would be pity.


P.S. - Go fuck yourself you stupid bitch. (c) PJP

I like her. Can we keep this one?

So the lawyer says, so it is.

I want a share of the profits! When I'm done drafting the contract I'll send it to you to sign...

Wait, does that apply to evertything I say?

Like when I say, "the Yankees are the best baseball team in the universe" you will agree with that because I said so?