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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
You, however, are a liar. And that doesn't make me feel safe or warm.

And don't worry, Pro, I know you've been concerned about my level of anxiety over all this but I'm actually finding it to be extraordinarily therapeutic. So, my being here and laying waste to rexy, until he apologizes, that miserable waste of life, is a good thing.

Zzap!


Zzap, how can you call me a liar when you have no proof of what you say? Meanwhile, when did our relationship go to being sincerely mean-spirited?


Because...you're a liar.


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 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
He called you a skank?


....


Insurgents, get it to fucking gether.


Why should I be nicer to her than the rest of the retards at this board? To single her out would be sexist.


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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
You, however, are a liar. And that doesn't make me feel safe or warm.

And don't worry, Pro, I know you've been concerned about my level of anxiety over all this but I'm actually finding it to be extraordinarily therapeutic. So, my being here and laying waste to rexy, until he apologizes, that miserable waste of life, is a good thing.

Zzap!


Zzap, how can you call me a liar when you have no proof of what you say? Meanwhile, when did our relationship go to being sincerely mean-spirited?



when he realized you werent taking this interweb thing seriously you bastard!


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Halo sure loves the cock!


No that's Joe. There's an alt that even says so you dumb nazi.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
I really only have a few minutes to see if the resident fag hag will respond.


Fag hag? Is that me? Fag, check. hag? check check. Resident? Triple check!


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i think that was in reference to ms kwin...


(should be mrs. but she keeps saying no \:\( )

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
Hij was de vierde zoon van koning Ethelwulf en diens eerste vrouw Osburh. Bijzonderheden over zijn leven zijn bekend gebleven van het werk van de Welshman Asser, die als zijn biograaf kan worden gezien. Alfred hervormde het leger en voerde diverse bestuurlijke en juridische vernieuwingen door die het land zeer ten goede kwamen, ook op economisch gebied. Hij deelde zijn grondgebied in in shires (graafschappen) die hij onder het toezicht








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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
when he realized you werent taking this interweb thing seriously you bastard!


DAMN MY UN-SERIOUS HACKERY!!

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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
Because...you're a liar.


Prove it.

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

You make it too easy for all of us - your buttons are so easily pushed.

There's no need to quote you to, once again, point out how you have contradicted and humiliated yourself, as you have proven time and again - a few times in this thread alone, in fact - that you will deliberately misconstrue facts to suit your needs and that solid proof means nothing to you. You remind me of Oswald Bates - the audience laughed their asses off at him (much like we do you), because, like him, you erroneously believe that using "big" words makes you sound smarter - even when you misuse them as you continuously do. Additionally, your comments having no basis in fact is irrelevant to you - so long as you can continue to rant in your imaginary world - Shit, Pro's a hacker in your world!!! - where you can claim that you are never wrong, but everyone else is, and where you can always play the victim is apparently all that concerns you. Your statements - here and at your own board - and the inevitable and subsequent fury that go with them, are at best amusing, at worst consistent proof of how disingenuous you are.

As for the "Go fuck yourself you stupid bitch" - and make no mistake, Tommy, you are everyone's bitch here - that's an inside joke that the whole board is in on. You might've gotten it too if you hadn't gone off to wank and cry months ago.

But I do find it cute that you were sitting around impatiently waiting for my reply. So impatient, in fact, that you just had to send me a "Back it up, skank" PM cause you were so anxious for my reply that just couldn't keep from barking ...


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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I lied


Proof

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 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I lied


Proof



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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
You, however, are a liar. And that doesn't make me feel safe or warm.

And don't worry, Pro, I know you've been concerned about my level of anxiety over all this but I'm actually finding it to be extraordinarily therapeutic. So, my being here and laying waste to rexy, until he apologizes, that miserable waste of life, is a good thing.

Zzap!


Zzap, how can you call me a liar when you have no proof of what you say? Meanwhile, when did our relationship go to being sincerely mean-spirited?


What makes you think I don't have any proof?

And I don't consider the status of our relationship changed at all. I still think you're a gret guy, good poster, intelligent and all that. No differences.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I lied


Proof



Pro wins again!


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Pro' doesn't want proof, he wants to confuse the issue.


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
You, however, are a liar. And that doesn't make me feel safe or warm.

And don't worry, Pro, I know you've been concerned about my level of anxiety over all this but I'm actually finding it to be extraordinarily therapeutic. So, my being here and laying waste to rexy, until he apologizes, that miserable waste of life, is a good thing.

Zzap!


Zzap, how can you call me a liar when you have no proof of what you say? Meanwhile, when did our relationship go to being sincerely mean-spirited?



when he realized you werent taking this interweb thing seriously you bastard!


Redundant, I thought you said you were going to bow out of this mess. Best to do so and give that spine a rest. You might need it later on.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
You, however, are a liar. And that doesn't make me feel safe or warm.

And don't worry, Pro, I know you've been concerned about my level of anxiety over all this but I'm actually finding it to be extraordinarily therapeutic. So, my being here and laying waste to rexy, until he apologizes, that miserable waste of life, is a good thing.

Zzap!


Zzap, how can you call me a liar when you have no proof of what you say? Meanwhile, when did our relationship go to being sincerely mean-spirited?



when he realized you werent taking this interweb thing seriously you bastard!


Redundant, I thought you said you were going to bow out of this mess. Best to do so and give that spine a rest. You might need it later on.

Zzap!



you misunderstood. i said im done trying to explain things to you. theres nothing here to bow out of. enjoy your stay at the rkmbs


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
Pro' doesn't want proof, he wants to confuse the issue.


Prove it. \:p

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
What makes you think I don't have any proof?


Because you would have posted it by now. And, since I know I haven't been using 'Hugh' or 'speedforce-whatever' that you asked me about, I know that you are...in this matter....incorrect.

Meanwhile, you never did get back to me about the so-called "hacking" fiasco. I assume that since the very reason you banned me was because you thought I hacked you, you will now be re-opening my membership there? \:\)

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And I don't consider the status of our relationship changed at all. I still think you're a gret guy, good poster, intelligent and all that. No differences.


Then don't call me a liar. I certainly haven't called you any names...

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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
[...basically one protracted verbal bitchslap...]


no wonder I don't like women!

And hell yeah I was in impatient, I was busy wanking and crying this morning.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
[...basically one protracted verbal bitchslap...]


no wonder I don't like women!

And hell yeah I was in impatient, I was busy wanking and crying this morning.


You say this but you got out of here real quick last night when Syd mentioned her vagina

Sammitch has pink taco phobia.


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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
Pro' doesn't want proof, he wants to confuse the issue.


Prove it. \:p


Heh. That was actually kinda funny, ass.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
[...basically one protracted verbal bitchslap...]


no wonder I don't like women!

And hell yeah I was in impatient, I was busy wanking and crying this morning.


You say this but you got out of here real quick last night when Syd mentioned her vagina

Sammitch has pink taco phobia.


explain? I talked to her quite a few times. we all have to sleep sooner or later. I'm sorry you felt lonely without me staying up to smack you around some more.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
[...basically one protracted verbal bitchslap...]


no wonder I don't like women!

And hell yeah I was in impatient, I was busy wanking and crying this morning.


You say this but you got out of here real quick last night when Syd mentioned her vagina

Sammitch has pink taco phobia.


explain? I talked to her quite a few times. we all have to sleep sooner or later. I'm sorry you felt lonely without me staying up to smack you around some more.


Talked to her? You went off on an insane motie rampage (which probaly took more time then most any one of my post) then talked to her once. Twice if you count when you said "heh" or something.

And that one post was just your usual pontifications about me and one line like "I'll believe you are a female...so I'm leaving now".


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
Pro' doesn't want proof, he wants to confuse the issue.


Prove it. \:p


Heh. That was actually kinda funny, ass.



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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
[...basically one protracted verbal bitchslap...]


no wonder I don't like women!

And hell yeah I was in impatient, I was busy wanking and crying this morning.


You say this but you got out of here real quick last night when Syd mentioned her vagina

Sammitch has pink taco phobia.


explain? I talked to her quite a few times. we all have to sleep sooner or later. I'm sorry you felt lonely without me staying up to smack you around some more.


Talked to her? You went off on an insane motie rampage (which probaly took more time then most any one of my post) then talked to her once. Twice if you count when you said "heh" or something.

And that one post was just your usual pontifications about me and one line like "I'll believe you are a female...so I'm leaving now".


so let me get this straight... there was a female poster on here and I didn't stick around just to talk to her, so you conclude she 'scared me away'? you dumbshit, it's no wonder you've had your ass handed to you by everyone you've tried to tangle with!


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
[...basically one protracted verbal bitchslap...]


no wonder I don't like women!

And hell yeah I was in impatient, I was busy wanking and crying this morning.


You say this but you got out of here real quick last night when Syd mentioned her vagina

Sammitch has pink taco phobia.


explain? I talked to her quite a few times. we all have to sleep sooner or later. I'm sorry you felt lonely without me staying up to smack you around some more.


Talked to her? You went off on an insane motie rampage (which probaly took more time then most any one of my post) then talked to her once. Twice if you count when you said "heh" or something.

And that one post was just your usual pontifications about me and one line like "I'll believe you are a female...so I'm leaving now".


so let me get this straight... there was a female poster on here and I didn't stick around just to talk to her, so you conclude she 'scared me away'? you dumbshit, it's no wonder you've had your ass handed to you by everyone you've tried to tangle with!


Uh-oh, struck a nerve. Sammitch is getting shook up at his own game. Or maybe Ushi's vagina has you frazzled?


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Sammitch or Uschi's vagina?


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
[...basically one protracted verbal bitchslap...]


no wonder I don't like women!

And hell yeah I was in impatient, I was busy wanking and crying this morning.


You say this but you got out of here real quick last night when Syd mentioned her vagina

Sammitch has pink taco phobia.


explain? I talked to her quite a few times. we all have to sleep sooner or later. I'm sorry you felt lonely without me staying up to smack you around some more.


Talked to her? You went off on an insane motie rampage (which probaly took more time then most any one of my post) then talked to her once. Twice if you count when you said "heh" or something.

And that one post was just your usual pontifications about me and one line like "I'll believe you are a female...so I'm leaving now".


so let me get this straight... there was a female poster on here and I didn't stick around just to talk to her, so you conclude she 'scared me away'? you dumbshit, it's no wonder you've had your ass handed to you by everyone you've tried to tangle with!


Uh-oh, struck a nerve. Sammitch is getting shook up at his own game. Or maybe Ushi's vagina has you frazzled?


you know nothing of uschi's plentiful and diverse genitalia!

how is it possible for me to be 'shook up' (it's shaken, dumbshit) at what I do? it takes zero effort to do what I do, which works in this case since you tend to clown yourself before we even have to click 'reply'.

I forget who said it, but they were spot-on when they described you as someone getting repeatedly punched in the face who thinks he's winning because the other guy's fist is getting tired.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
[...basically one protracted verbal bitchslap...]


no wonder I don't like women!

And hell yeah I was in impatient, I was busy wanking and crying this morning.


You say this but you got out of here real quick last night when Syd mentioned her vagina

Sammitch has pink taco phobia.


explain? I talked to her quite a few times. we all have to sleep sooner or later. I'm sorry you felt lonely without me staying up to smack you around some more.


Talked to her? You went off on an insane motie rampage (which probaly took more time then most any one of my post) then talked to her once. Twice if you count when you said "heh" or something.

And that one post was just your usual pontifications about me and one line like "I'll believe you are a female...so I'm leaving now".


so let me get this straight... there was a female poster on here and I didn't stick around just to talk to her, so you conclude she 'scared me away'? you dumbshit, it's no wonder you've had your ass handed to you by everyone you've tried to tangle with!


Uh-oh, struck a nerve. Sammitch is getting shook up at his own game. Or maybe Ushi's vagina has you frazzled?


you know nothing of uschi's plentiful and diverse genitalia!

how is it possible for me to be 'shook up' (it's shaken, dumbshit) at what I do? it takes zero effort to do what I do, which works in this case since you tend to clown yourself before we even have to click 'reply'.

I forget who said it, but they were spot-on when they described you as someone getting repeatedly punched in the face who thinks he's winning because the other guy's fist is getting tired.


No, asshole, it's shook up. And it's possible cause the first time you acknowledged her womanhood you took off. Hey, pink taco phobia is a serious thing that affects many video game addicted virgins like yourself. Nothing to be ashamed of.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
Hey, pink taco phobia is a serious thing that affects many video game addicted virgins like yourself. Nothing to be ashamed of.



we are of course talking to the master. right halo













ps. I win!


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
[...basically one protracted verbal bitchslap...]


no wonder I don't like women!

And hell yeah I was in impatient, I was busy wanking and crying this morning.


You say this but you got out of here real quick last night when Syd mentioned her vagina

Sammitch has pink taco phobia.


explain? I talked to her quite a few times. we all have to sleep sooner or later. I'm sorry you felt lonely without me staying up to smack you around some more.


Talked to her? You went off on an insane motie rampage (which probaly took more time then most any one of my post) then talked to her once. Twice if you count when you said "heh" or something.

And that one post was just your usual pontifications about me and one line like "I'll believe you are a female...so I'm leaving now".


so let me get this straight... there was a female poster on here and I didn't stick around just to talk to her, so you conclude she 'scared me away'? you dumbshit, it's no wonder you've had your ass handed to you by everyone you've tried to tangle with!


Uh-oh, struck a nerve. Sammitch is getting shook up at his own game. Or maybe Ushi's vagina has you frazzled?


you know nothing of uschi's plentiful and diverse genitalia!

how is it possible for me to be 'shook up' (it's shaken, dumbshit) at what I do? it takes zero effort to do what I do, which works in this case since you tend to clown yourself before we even have to click 'reply'.

I forget who said it, but they were spot-on when they described you as someone getting repeatedly punched in the face who thinks he's winning because the other guy's fist is getting tired.


No, asshole, it's shook up. And it's possible cause the first time you acknowledged her womanhood you took off. Hey, pink taco phobia is a serious thing that affects many video game addicted virgins like yourself. Nothing to be ashamed of.


this is even more entertaining than "no, YOU are! "

shook is the preterite form of the verb to shake, but the correct spelling of its past participle is shaken. you fail again.

you assume because I moderate a video game forum (where I edit and delete your posts) that I'm somehow 'addicted' to games, that I'm a virgin, and that I'm 'afraid' of a woman's... womanhood?

stay close to that phone, tommy. with your level of brilliance the navy just may reconsider!


go.

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
Hey, pink taco phobia is a serious thing that affects many video game addicted virgins like yourself. Nothing to be ashamed of.



we are of course talking to the master. right halo













ps. I win!


I wonder how Zzap came up with the name "Redundantcy" for you


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
(words & music by otis blackwell - elvis presley)
A well I bless my soul
What's wrong with me?
Im itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
My friends say Im actin wild as a bug
Im in love
Im all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My hands are shaky and my knees are weak
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
Who do you thank when you have such luck?
Im in love
Im all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

Please don't ask me what's on my mind
Im a little mixed up, but Im feelin fine
When Im near that girl that I love best
My heart beats so it scares me to death!

She touched my hand what a chill I got
Her lips are like a vulcano that's hot
Im proud to say she's my buttercup
Im in love
Im all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My tongue get tied when I try to speak
My insides shake like a leaf on a tree
There's only one cure for this body of mine
That's to have the girl that I love so fine!


Anyway, if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.


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