Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling.
Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know.
Zzap!