RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER PWNING!

Well boys and uhm...boys.

Time for me to go again. But before I do, let's take stock of the day and see where our adventure took us.

I successfully scared the shit out of rex. So much so, that he avoided me the entire day, made very few posts and was generally in hiding like the disgusting human shit stain that he is.

Found out that A LOT of people here really don't like rexy and think that what he did was disgusting.

Rexy's friend deserted him and stopped defending him.

Yet another alt was made in my image. (That's really, really telling about how successful I and my Insurgents are being here, by the way. Does anyone else have TWO alts made of them?)

Majorly PWND I'm Not Mr. Mxyzptlk, K-nutreturns, Mr. Just Lickin' Anus, Jeremy and a few others I can't be bothered to recall.

One of the idiots I majorly PWND wrote a poem about the Insurgency.

I discovered that some of the people here are actually pretty decent.

I won two cokes from Halo. He's always sooo willing to give you guys the benefit of the doubt.

Got to flirt with Yellow Blossum

Closed in on the mole

Washed, rinsed and repeated.

Had fun.

Yup, it was a full day. And a good day.

Thanks!

Zzap!

Bump da bump.

Zzap!

Grimm drank your cokes. You should zap his dumb ass.

Zzap!

P.S.

P.P.S. I WIN!

P.P.P.S. Hey, did everybody see how HARDCORE BADASS I am by using the motie?

P.P.P.P.S. Aren't I just the awesomest?

I win again!

Zzap!

You got served!

I'm hardcore!

Yay! Big day for Zzap! Did you go to the supermarket alone?

Zzap should write a book about it. Of course it'd be a kids book. "Zzap's amazing big day".

Zzap does not leave his office to go to the supermarket. He pays people to buy his food and take care of toileting him while he obsesses with his supposed online glory.

Nice wording! Its a shame you threw a tantrum at "I" and then left.

Threw a tantrum at a message board and then left? That sounds familiar, Halo.

Stop complaining just because you had to bag his groceries.

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Frank Burns is the king of spam! -Beardguy57

Frank is just a disturbed inividual, dont provoke him or he may turn violent
-Flameswordsman

"I hate Frank Burns! He reminds me of hell!" -Son of Mxy

"Don't encourage him"-Rex

Frank Burns is God. He's God's father, Maggedon. -Im Not Mister Mxypltk

Frank Burns is one of the best, if not THE best, alts to grace this board every
weekend. -Joe Mama

If it wasn't for Frank Burns' posts, many of my threads would have no replies in
them! "Thank you, Frank! -Lor

Does Frank Burns spamming this thread mean it has been officially been bumped, or
dumped? -Beardguy

Thus have many Off Topic threads perished...not with a wimper...not with a bang....but
with Frank Burns' spam. -Beardguy

God bless Frank Burns and his spamming. He occasionally dregs up important stuff I've
missed the first time around. -King Snarf

Frank Burns is the greatest alt ever.-Prometheus

I think Frank wants to come out of the closet -Beasrdguy

Frank thinks about sex..but does sex think about Frank? -Beardguy

Frank Burns speaks from experience, Oakley. He has four bastard children of his
own. -Anilman

Thank You Frank for your tireless efforts and your loyal support. You truly are the Rock
of the RKMBs. -PJP

let it be known Frank Burns now enlists in the New Regime. -Grimm

Fuck off Frank Burns, you arse bandit. And stick that in your signature.
-First Among Daves

please take your Frank Burns hating elsewhere. -Stupid Doog

Frank is one smart snake on a motherfucking plane. -Killconey

Frank Burns has just become my favorite alt ID. -Joe Mama

i hate frank burns spam -Rob

I've been quoted by Frank Burns! This is the greatest day in the history of everything
-King Snarf

Leave it to Frank Burns to add a bunch of shit to the off-topic forum.-alen1

Fucking Spams OT too much-Ballon knot

Frank Burns and Mopius should merge to create the ultimate factoids about sleeping
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frank burns really is the worst fucking alt id on these boards.-Fused

Frank am got aids.-Urg

ill get you frank! I swear it! -Kneutrons

Frank Burns is better than porno! Okay, not that good, but he's a close second.
Pornography, then Frank Burns, then levitating ninjas with kung-fu grip. Yeah.
-Jason E Perkins

He's a good guy, that Frank.-Jeremy

Hi Frank Burns... want to buy some of my daddy's Viagra?-Murtazins'-Daughter

Frank Burns is a shittier alt id than Mopius-Fused

Frank makes life worth living.-Hybrid

don't be mean to Frank. He posts various things, occasionally entertaining.-Uschi

Is Frank Burns just some renegade Google Bot that dumps random information here?-Illegal Machine

Frank Burns REALLY REALLY likes Mr. GayLA. The Time Trust

What will happen to the RKMBs when we're all old and senile?"They'll be
spammed by Frank Burns. Only daily, as he'll forget when
he last visited." Jeremy

off topic forum. if it wasnt for frank burns i wouldnt even know it was
still there...K-nutreturns

I like frank burns. he's better than most spammers cuz he always makes 2 post
s instead of 1. that shows moxie.-Stupid Doog


Frank Burns does not know the meaning of a joke, bad, good or indifferent.
-The Time Trust


I love you,Frank Burns.-Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk