RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Comic Books my main dislike towards kyle, the new gl

1 year ago (or so), he was just a regular guy. an arist.

now, he's a superhero. thats fine.

however... he's got a six pack of abs. a six pack!! well defined leg muscles, hogan-like pythons... what the hell!? I'M an artist. I work out daily. i...have... a ring. and, yet, i'll NEVER have a six pack. why, just beacuse he's in the jla, does he havta look, physically, like all other super-heroes? he's not a major player in the dcu cuz he can run really fast, or cuz he's really strong. all they need him for is that ring (and, supposedly, his great imagination).

so, why not seperate him, artistically? isnt he supposed to be the "every-day" kinda guy hero? he doesnt need, like, a gut, or sagging man-breasts, or anything, but... does he have to be SOOOO developed he has a six pack?? get some creativity, man...

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i have spoken

So, either you're jealous of Kyle, or you're attracted to him... please clarify.

Rob is Gay, Kyle is Gay, which can mean only one thing...............they're Vanilla Ice fans!

well... guess i am a lil jelous. i wish i could put on a really ugly costume and forever gain muscle mass.

just doesnt make sense to me. the character's look should match his story. mcguinness' superman is huge. that fits. the flash is usually (sometimes) drawn taller, and thinner, as a hi-speed runner should be. that fits.

gl is an artist. a regular guy. he should be skinny. or fit. not huge. just doesnt make any sense. seems like a bit o' laziness on the creative end.

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i have spoken

How would he bag all of the babes if he looked...average? (I'm being nice here!) Hell, I want to see who he's crawling in and out of bed with more than I want to see him beat this month's villains!

-----once over and twice twisted-------

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LLance

On the plus side, Kyle isn't written as competent enough to go completely off his nut and destroy the very organization that defined his cardboard personality for 30+ years.
On the minus side, if Raynor took a dirt nap, I doubt anyone would outside of his own book would even notice, or care.
Winnicks doing a fair job of giving him some sort of personality, which is more than I can say for Marz fairly blatant ripoff of the old Spidey stories passing for 'Kyle growth' in his last......40 issues or so.
Don't all men nail chicks, work from home, and have success fall into their laps from little blue midgets in red dresses?

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Originally posted by Dhaise:

Don't all men nail chicks, work from home, and have success fall into their laps from little blue midgets in red dresses?

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Ive accomplished everything except for the nailing chicks and working from home part....

Please stop with your dwarf fetish, it's making me nauceous like Thor often gets!

by the hory hosts of haggath!

The Horny Hotties of Hooterville!

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Member of the Gob militia

i loved that PPV!

I think Kyle just draws the muscles on to intimidate his foes and get superchicks...

"new", rob?