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 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Lots of colorlicious ladies over here. It feels like family.
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Hahah you might just have to marry my brother because I'm a rare mix. My dad is black and cuban...my mom is norwegian, french, cheyenne indian, and scottish.
  I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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It is. Its very exhausting and confusing too. I don't know where I belong
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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If you will it, it is no dream.
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Too legit....too legit to quit.
So says I.
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you stole that from hammer, and you know it
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Did not! He stole it from me! Along with my helicopter pants and bankruptcy! That bastard can't do anything for himself.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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Wow. we're actually pretty similar. Swap the Buban with Brazilian, the Cheyenne with Iroquois, toss a little Swedish in there and you and me are fucking Olsen.
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More like Booban. 
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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 You hush. I've got boobies on the brain.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Wow. we're actually pretty similar. Swap the Buban with Brazilian, the Cheyenne with Iroquois, toss a little Swedish in there and you and me are fucking Olsen. Well...we also have to throw in the fact that Im 6ft 1 in there. Just saying.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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No shit?! You play volleyball?
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Yeah and basketball for a while until my knees gave out. Now Im just a belly dancer.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I don't want to squeeze it, I want to surgically remove it and stitch it onto my body. Hi, nice to meet you. Seriously though, you're beautiful. Good job Sammitch.  hey, I just got lucky! thanks though!
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I'll have to get Phil to take a video..I don't have any videos, just pictures.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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I'm sure Uschi you book you for her RKMBs-fest.
Then again I was promised i could tell a few hermaphrodite jokes this year.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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man... i bought a house, okay? couldn't go on vacation.
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Yeah whatever. not like i worked on rkmbs themed material.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Y'know how hard it is to write somethign about a rican-jew? Its not like she's a landlord.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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she lords the land of my heart...
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sigh... dragon con 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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hey, Kwink actually... I dunno if I'm allowed to tell.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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so very sad... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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