Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
seriously though, signing each post "Zzap" is pretty gay....


No. It's called masturbating. With the exception of Halo, who by virtue of his incredible flatulence in withstanding the shit I've packed up in him, I haven't had a male rectal orifice to pound in a while. Mostly I wank alone.

It's all about vocabulary recognition.

Zzap!


You know, at first I thought all the hushed whispers I heard about why you were the most popular poster here were primarily due to your good looks, and the pheromones you secrete that drives men and women wild with lust. But now I realize it's more than just that. It's your mind, too.

Zzap!

Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."