RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts YAY! Some of Rob's posters surrender

one of many reasons she's absolutely incomparable.

Don't blame me for the things dumbass Sammitch says. I don't care if you've been to college, I'm not as shallow as Sammitch.

Don't say words like Obtuse. It will confuse him. You should also not say isosceles, parallelogram, pandemonium, or orange.

So? Seems she doesn't like elitism which means you are the last guy for her.

Good point MOKO! BTW what language is the word mocha, because it's not it my English vocabulary?

[Yeah I know, "Well it probably won't be in kindergarten dictionary."]

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Sorry I ruined the 2 probable comebacks you were going to use. Try harder.

flail and fail, dumbshit. flail and fail.

Lol...Rut Roh, Rammritch....

Methinks Wankums has a crush on me and wants to take your place.

and that is the sound of frustration. and failure.

careful! dumbshit might fake an injury so he has an excuse to stand you up!

Again, pot meet kettle. We can't say you lose points for being a douche but you get to decide when I flail/fail? Hypocrite.

que?

Says you. I think it sounds like sweet music myself.

Bah hahahahahahahahah.....

Did I ever mention looking it up in the dictionary? Thats so cute that you looked it up to check and see how it was spelled. I said he needed to learn how to SPELL my name...not tell me the definitions for it. You lose. Dipshit.

so you enjoy being frustrated with your own failure?

that finally explains why you came back here!

Sammitch, stop hurting Wankum's feelings or he is gonna have to punish himself some more!

I see Sammitch has givin you pointers on all the right things to say to sound like a hack. Or are you just natural?

I enjoy stomping you to the point you have to tell yourself over and over that I've "failed". I've enjoyed it ever since I first tore down your house of cards mentality a year ago.

Sorry, you see, us common serfs ain't got none of that fancy learnin' so we gets our spelling words from a dictionary. It don't come naturally like your vocabulary or Sammitch's erection. Oh wait that don't come at all.

[Yeah, yeah I know... "fantazing about Sammitch's erection"]

sorry to ruin your next comeback.

Someone is grouchy! Or is it mood swings? PMS? PMDD? First you're in love with me, now I'm a hack. That hurts, Wankums. I thought we had something.

Yup, you're a hack.

Actually no, darling...I was simply going to comment on the fact that he doesn't need tweezers and a magnifying glass to find his penis when he is sans erection.

*cough*

It's ok, I'm sure Wankums will help you.

Wow. That's about the most HARCORE THING I've ever seen! I mean the way SAMMITCH! totally responded with 'no you are' is proof that he is a hardcore badass! ROCK ON SAMMITCH!

Awwww Look Sammitch! I hurt Wankum's feelings. I don't think he wants to play anymore.

what exactly did you 'stomp' or 'tear down', dumbshit? as I recall, you got your ass handed to you a year ago as well!

it's okay, honey. he'd rather be abused than neglected.

Oh no, I'm not done fucking with you nitwits yet.

That's good. It'd be a shame if someone was afflicted with something like that. Be like being cursed with a retarded baby just cause you found something fun to do at the last family reunion. And we don't know anyone who'd have that problem would we?

Is that true, Wankums? I mean, I can tie you up, shove a ball gag in your mouth, and stick the end of a bull whip up your no no hole if that will make you be my friend again

You always say that, but in the end you run away claiming to win and hiding behind graemlins and nitpicking spelling. Which is funny coming from a guy who doesn't know what a vacuum is.

See now...

This WOULD be funny.

Except for that:

1. Sammitch and I look nothing alike

2. Sammitch is almost as white as you

3. I am a woman of many, many ethnicities that would be humanly impossible for Sammitch to be, and look the way he does

4. You're a dumbfuck


It was a REALLY good try though. Keep on trucking, we are going to get through this.

you dumbshit. your 'in a vacuum' statement may have been mechanically correct, but it was rhetorically pointless. I said as much at the time, but naturally you were too preoccupied with the taste of bionic redneck to pay any attention. nobody's 'run away' from anything. you attempting to insult anyone's intelligence would be about as hypocritical as you insulting nowhereman's mother while foaming at the mouth over 'whomod's daughter'.

But I thought moties and spelling corrections were real hardcore responses.

see, here's the funny thing. nobody on here ever claimed to be 'hardcore'. see, if we did, we'd have to have X-TREME! screen names like, say, killer spelled backwards. personally I think it's funnier that you've been clowned repeatedly by people with screen names like rex or Captain Sammitch.

But it's not mechanically incorrect. You just wanted to believe that cause you don't have the balls to recognize that you fucked up and made a blatant exaggeration in your life's pursuit of trying to make other feel dumb. I said his logic only makes sense in a vacuum which makes perfect sense because nothing ever changes in a vacuum. It's a constant emptiness.

And again your desperation gets the best of you bringing up that tenuous connection with Nowhereman's mom. She's NOT a child. It's completely diffrent. But you haven't the mental capacity to sort through those kinds of diffrences just compartmentalizing everything based on what suits you.

1. Relatives don't always look alike genius
2. Don't see how that is relative? [pun, hee]
3. Not if Sammitch came from a white trash daddy, and yours was a racial cookingpot.
4. Brilliant comeback.

But you have. This whole board is about "eating" your own and your own elitist attitude makes you think you are better than everyone else. You constantly toot your own horn about owning others. Hell, you just did it.