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I will never be able to take you seriously when you end every post with Zzap! Seriouly. Its fucking gay.
You are now, and will always be my bitch.
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Looks like I won't be able to.
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Will you promise to give my future children lessons in petulancy, rex? After you molest them, of course.
"IN THE ASS!!" I know.
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Petulance, Peevishness. -- Peevishness implies the
permanence of a sour, fretful temper; petulance implies
temporary or capricious irritation.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
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seriously though, signing each post "Zzap" is pretty gay....
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Captain Zzap content User For My New Friends at RKMB 500+ posts 06/14/08 09:36 PM Making a new reply Forum: Random Chat - sponsored by PJP Thread: Re: My final word on captain Zzap! 
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You will never break me.
I will never surrender to you.
I will never apologize about the whomod's daughter alt.
I will never be able to take you seriously when you end every post with Zzap! Seriouly. Its fucking gay.
You are now, and will always be my bitch. Hey Shit Stain! You're here. I finally found you. You can say whatever you want through that cum, piss and shit rimmed mouth of yours, but the fact that you've responded to my every post, tells me differently.  You know, just because YOU say something doesn't make it true. The fact that you actually seem to believe that speaks volumes about your maturity level. Most children outgrow that "I'm the center of the universe" phase once they start making friends in school and have a peer group...Oh! I think I see your problem. Someone with your obvious problems with socialization really needs to get into some sort of therapy group. Perhaps something online so you can maintain your awe inspiring presence here at the same time. You're nothing but a fat, soulless fuck, living a miserable existance in your parents' basement. At least, that's what this group of your peers has convinced me about you. Respond, don't respond. Ignore me, don't ignore me. Makes no difference. I'm not doing this to get a reaction out of you. I've already done that enough to satisfy me. Now I'm doing this to make sure that anyone coming to these boards knows exactly what you are so they can make an informed decision whether or not to join here. I'm doing this because what you did was wrong. I'm doing this for the numerous members of this board, past and present, who have encouraged me to keep hammering you because you're not wanted here by them. Your a petulant schoolyard bully and your very presence here offends them. They loathe you and the things you've said in the past. They like the majority of the posters here so they continue to stay and tolerate you. Perhaps Rob will realize one day how foul a thing you really are and take the advice of his posters and get rid of you for good. Because as frequently as I can, I'm going to be here to remind you that you're nothing more than a human shit stain. Now, shit stain, go ahead and set my account to "ignore" so you don't have to be reminded that there is someone willing to stand up to you. Do that. Show me how little I matter to you and how ineffective the words I spew at you are. Do that and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that I'm right. I won. I owned you. Right here on your own schoolyard with all your "friends" watching you be pummeled into the ground. Just like you did with Halo. You sad, pathetic fuck. You human shit stain. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
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Will you promise to give my future children lessons in petulancy, rex? After you molest them, of course.
"IN THE ASS!!" I know. I like this one! She catches on fast!
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also, someone wanna summarize that other post by ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZap? I can't be arsed to read it.
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seriously though, signing each post "Zzap" is pretty gay.... No. It's called marketing. With the exception of Halo, who by virtue of his incredible fortitude in withstanding the shit you've all flung at him, and Yellow Blossum by virtue of her breasts and vagina, more people know my name than any other Insurgent here. In fact, more people might recognize my name that some of your less regular posters who haven't been here in a while. It's all about name recognition. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
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also, someone wanna summarize that other post by ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZap? I can't be arsed to read it. Sorry. I do tend to get a bit verbose. Allow me to cut to the chase for you, my good Uschi. rexy is in fact, a walking, talking, humanoid shaped stain composed entirely of fecal matter. I'm not going to let him forget that. Zzap! P.S. That better? 
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
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seriously though, signing each post "Zzap" is pretty gay.... No. It's called masturbating. With the exception of Halo, who by virtue of his incredible flatulence in withstanding the shit I've packed up in him, I haven't had a male rectal orifice to pound in a while. Mostly I wank alone. It's all about vocabulary recognition. Zzap!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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also, someone wanna summarize that other post by ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZap? I can't be arsed to read it. Sorry. I do tend to get a bit verbose. Allow me to cut to the chase for you, my good Uschi. rexy is in fact, a walking, talking, humanoid shaped stain composed entirely of fecal matter. I'm not going to let him forget that. Zzap! P.S. That better? No, I never learned to read. You'll have to make a diagram. Also, how does a smear of fecal jerk into socks all the time? It couldn't POSSIBLY have that kinda substance. And I'm not your dear; I'm diabolical.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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seriously though, signing each post "Zzap" is pretty gay.... No. It's called masturbating. With the exception of Halo, who by virtue of his incredible flatulence in withstanding the shit I've packed up in him, I haven't had a male rectal orifice to pound in a while. Mostly I wank alone. It's all about vocabulary recognition. Zzap! You know, at first I thought all the hushed whispers I heard about why you were the most popular poster here were primarily due to your good looks, and the pheromones you secrete that drives men and women wild with lust. But now I realize it's more than just that. It's your mind, too.  Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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ha ha ha! good looks!
watch out, now! he's a character!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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also, someone wanna summarize that other post by ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZap? I can't be arsed to read it. Sorry. I do tend to get a bit verbose. Allow me to cut to the chase for you, my good Uschi. rexy is in fact, a walking, talking, humanoid shaped stain composed entirely of fecal matter. I'm not going to let him forget that. Zzap! P.S. That better? No, I never learned to read. You'll have to make a diagram. Also, how does a smear of fecal jerk into socks all the time? It couldn't POSSIBLY have that kinda substance. And I'm not your dear; I'm diabolical. Secretly, in my heart of hearts, I'll always consider you as my dear one. There is much about rexy the human shit stain, that does defy the physical laws of the universe as we know them, including how he manages to shift his massive bulk to keep from getting bedsores, so just how a shit stain can jerk off into a sock is beyond our current knowledge. I'm figuring by the 24th century man will have progressed to the point of knowing such things. Sadly, my artistic skills are limited to the written word and the acts of love. I could try and draw you a diagram, as you requested, but in attempting to discern my intent, you may well be driven mad. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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ha ha ha! good looks!
watch out, now! he's a character! You have no idea, my de...diabolical one. Through words alone I've convinced people to follow me though I've no idea where the hell I was going. I've charmed the panties off of more women than all the Rob Lowe look-a-likes in the greater tri-state area combined. I feel us getting closer...much closer. Close enough, perhaps, for a lover's embrace? Hmmmm? Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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too... many... words... to care... aw, shit, I sound like Superman there. I'll pretend you made some long and unfunny explanation and say: 
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I feel us getting closer...much closer. Close enough, perhaps, for a lover's embrace?
Hmmmm?
Zzap!
heh. try it, eh? I'm a confirmed sociopath with a direct aversion to physical human contact. just... just keep your eyes open. I like to watch for the moment of understanding.
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too... many... words... to care... aw, shit, I sound like Superman there. I'll pretend you made some long and unfunny explanation and say: But...but...but my dear. Don't go! I must have you. My lips tremble in anticipation; my loins burn with the fire of love, my testicles swell to elephantine proportions with eagerness. Please don't deny me. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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I feel us getting closer...much closer. Close enough, perhaps, for a lover's embrace?
Hmmmm?
Zzap!
heh. try it, eh? I'm a confirmed sociopath with a direct aversion to physical human contact. just... just keep your eyes open. I like to watch for the moment of understanding. Nonsense. You're just a lovely, misunderstood creature longing for someone to take care of you. Yes, I expect there will be blood, much of it mine, but if that is the only thing standing in the way of my total bliss, I say "get the leeches". Beloved. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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mmmm. willing to bleed, eh? Okay, let's have us a go!
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JOE! Move over.
Move FURTHER over.
goddamn yer big.
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JOE! Move over.
Move FURTHER over.
goddamn yer big. You haven't even seen the half of it...**ZIP**  Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
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you have fat rolls bulging out of your zippered sweatpants. gross.
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Hey, what a complete and total surprise. rexy, the human shit stain, is gone. Left about 45 minutes ago, shortly after I logged on. Let's have a show of hands of anyone who's surprised by this strance occurance. Anyone...anyone...Bueller...Bueller...  Yeah, that's what I thought. And rexy, the human shit stain, has the nerve to even think that I'm his bitch. No. The very definition of the word "bitch" has now been changed to: "rexy, the human shit stain"; according to Funk AND Wagnalls. Cowardly pussy. That's all he is. Why some of you are afraid of him is beyond me. Why the rest of you tolerate him is something I'll never understand. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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You know, thanks to my engenius idea, we have that in a handy little graemlin form: 
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You know, thanks to my engenius idea, we have that in a handy little graemlin form: **GASP** **DOUBLE GASP** **LONG SLOW EXHALE** Niiiiiicccceee.  Zzap!
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Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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You like it here, don't you?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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You like it here, don't you? There are...aspects that aren't totally offensive. I mentioned yesterday that I never realized how therapeutic this could be. Rob and I have shared some insights, Joe Mama, UJ53 (does anyone really type out that whole long name), Mxy, K-nutreturns and a few of the others are pretty agreeable, on the whole... MY ASSHOLE! **AHEM** Sorry. Some left over aggression just leaked out there. I'll get a sponge and take care of it. You're a new audience for me. I love being funny/witty and making people laugh. It's my raison d'etre. I also love rainbows, unicorns and long walks into the ocean. So, do you think you'll ever be able to return my affections. Do we have a future together? Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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maybe if I clear out my trunk.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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maybe if I clear out my trunk. Probaly need one of these- 
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a crane? Why no, I'll just get Steve to make a few trips.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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a crane? Why no, I'll just get Steve to make a few trips. But Beloved, my goal is to be depositing all of my junk into your trunk; not the other way around. And should that be agreeable, I can promise to make many a return trip, indeed. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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