Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
Nope. Did you pay off Mocha for being your pretend girlfriend? She did an excellent job of being on your high level of banality.


this is pathetic even for you! awwwwww, is little dumbshit running out of ideas? at least you've got those three points on your side!


So you didn't pay her than?


than what? learn to spell, dumbshit!


Still evading.


evading what? your fourth-grade attempt at a comeback? you're wasting our time here, dumbshit!


no, YOU are!


Yeah, that's what I thought.

Truth is Sammitch, unlike most of the guys here you truly don't like me. Not because of an argument or a mob mentality, but something else. You are obsessed with trying to best me. From day one you followed me around with your obnoxious quips and spelling corrections wanting to get a "reaction" from me. And now the idea that somebody like me, who you want to believe is inferior, can do something like go into the Marines so you come up with the obvious insult "you faked an injury". It's really pathetic...but I approve. It makes my massive ego happy to know how intimidated you are by me. And I don't mean that in the usual way, I mean you are actually intimidated. Which is dumb cause I'm not all that intimidating. Ask Syd, I'm a big teddy bear.