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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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wankie's still a lying coward! 
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Thank you Joe Mama. Your registration has been successful. The administrator wishes to preview all new registered accounts before posting permissions are granted. The administrator has been notified of your registration. Amazing. TOLD YOU SO. Fat fuck. No, you didn't. You lied, got caught in that lie, and then scrambled to undo that lie. Game, set, match. Now why don't you be a good boy and activate my reply ability, there's a good dog. No, I didn't. How could I possibly lie when I have no control over any of that shit? You're letting your Captain Ahab complex get the better of you, fuck stain.
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wankie's still a lying coward! And you're still redundant.
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Thank you Joe Mama. Your registration has been successful. The administrator wishes to preview all new registered accounts before posting permissions are granted. The administrator has been notified of your registration. Amazing. TOLD YOU SO. Fat fuck. No, you didn't. You lied, got caught in that lie, and then scrambled to undo that lie. Game, set, match. Now why don't you be a good boy and activate my reply ability, there's a good dog. No, I didn't. How could I possibly lie when I have no control over any of that shit? You're letting your Captain Ahad complex get the better of you, fuck stain. who's captain ahad, dumbshit? is he captain ahab's long-lost brother, or is that ssteve!'s safety word?
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wankie's still a lying coward! 
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Thank you Joe Mama. Your registration has been successful. The administrator wishes to preview all new registered accounts before posting permissions are granted. The administrator has been notified of your registration. Amazing. TOLD YOU SO. Fat fuck. No, you didn't. You lied, got caught in that lie, and then scrambled to undo that lie. Game, set, match. Now why don't you be a good boy and activate my reply ability, there's a good dog. No, I didn't. How could I possibly lie when I have no control over any of that shit? You're letting your Captain Ahad complex get the better of you, fuck stain. who's captain ahad, dumbshit? is he captain ahab's long-lost brother, or is that ssteve!'s safety word? You're so easily confused. Further proof you're not very "bright". Stick to teen drama Sammitch.
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you forgot this 
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also how am I the confused one when you can't string together a quasi-intelligible statement without your [online] dictionary?
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also how am I the confused one when you can't string together a quasi-intelligible statement without your [online] dictionary? So one letter is the difference between intelligible and not intelligible? You try to hard Sammitch.
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I try 'to' hard? actually, grammar and usage come pretty naturally for me. but I guess we can't all be lying cowards like yourself.
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I try 'to' hard? actually, grammar and usage come pretty naturally for me. but I guess we can't all be lying cowards like yourself. To bad creativity, reality, and wit are foreign to you.
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I try 'to' hard? actually, grammar and usage come pretty naturally for me. but I guess we can't all be lying cowards like yourself. bad creativity, reality, and wit are foreign to you. did it again, I see. poor, poor dumbshit. we don't all have to be nobel laureates. I believe grimm said it best. I was original enough to make this!
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I try 'to' hard? actually, grammar and usage come pretty naturally for me. but I guess we can't all be lying cowards like yourself. bad creativity, reality, and wit are foreign to you. did it again, I see. poor, poor dumbshit. we don't all have to be nobel laureates. I believe grimm said it best. I was original enough to make this! Way to parrot the lamest thing any of you morons have said thus far, Sammitch.
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I try 'to' hard? actually, grammar and usage come pretty naturally for me. but I guess we can't all be lying cowards like yourself. bad creativity, reality, and wit are foreign to you. did it again, I see. poor, poor dumbshit. we don't all have to be nobel laureates. I believe grimm said it best. I was original enough to make this! it's true!
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Dipshit, it's not a static IP. The fact is that someone - an admin or YOU - is a liar. You can talk as big as you want, Tommy. You can't brag and beat your chest if it makes you happy. But I'm legitimately trying to re-sign up and someone or something on your end is preventing me. So you go back and you figure out what the problem is and then someone who isn't a liar needs to get back to me. Let me know that the "coast is clear" and that the problem is fixed and that I can access the "register" option and re-sign up. OR(!!!) you can just admit that you're a bunch of lying hypocrites. Your call, but something better be done.
And by the way, Tommy, when you yap about your board being open and then have to tell someone that your admins have to "fix" something to allow someone access, you've lost the privilege of saying "I told you so." You lame ass liar. Moron, I don't have that power. My Lord Godd Sikk even said we don't have the power. Stop being such a whiny bitch and be patient. Took you all long enough. Fixed your post and updated mine. Liar. You can probably thank your buddy and pal Prometheus for your problems.
 
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Back from closing on m'house and moving in. So I'm back and boyoboy am I glad that the Insurgency has yet to succeed in its devious pland to destroy these boards and run everyone off ( ). But I noticed a ton of new threads, most of which were either started or bumped by Insurgents (thanks for the traffic, folks!), so I started sifting through - y'know, playing catch-up. A daunting task, but here's what I noticed: 1) Tommy has changed his name from the virtually meaningless "Halo82" to the much more suitable "Wank and Cry." He's also taken to posting chapters of his favorite Victorian erotic novel - I skimmed a chapter but lost interest when no mention of a "dripping cunny" was mentioned. He's started threads that range from complaining about board members being idiots and whatnot to having meltdowns, most notably at First Among Daves. Also, Tommy seems to be a lying, cowardly deserter. 2) Captain Zzap continues to stalk Rex all over the boards while starting threads with regular updates of his stalking. I'm not one to judge, but that seems a little creepy...and gay. 3) Killer came back. No one seems to care. 4) Bionic Redneck continues his raid tactic of sucking everyone's ass and screaming "you're so hardcore!" I'd assume that he's being sarcastic, but internet posts don't allow one to gauge tone or intent, and I don't like assuming. So he must be serious in his desire to be our acolyte, right? 5) I noticed that whomod has ventured out of the Politics Forum. He must be feeling brave now that the "raid" involves more Insurgents than just him, Tommy, and their respective alts. Is his daughter still a bone of contention, or has the Insurgency finally given up on that weak justification and just admitted that they're "raiding" because they're bored at their own message board and came here because we actually have fun here? 6) Traffic here has become insane. Rob must be very happy. I saw the thread he started where he likened the Insurgents to the Bush Administration - that made me laugh - while simultaneously owning every Insurgent AND welcoming their assimilation to continue, which it has. Good job, Rob. 7) The HipCat identified him/herself as an Insurgent while simultaneously distancing him/herself from their shenanigans, malarky, and mischief. Hi, HipCat. Welcome to the boards. 8) PullOutSki hasn't been seen around, having had a meltdown that no cared who s/he secretly is/was. And, still, no one cares. 9) The Insurgency Forum is now open to everyone, though no one seems to care. Prometheus was accused of lurking about under an old ID. Much like accustions of his 1337 hacking skillz, this accusation was laughably false. I was the lurker - pay me and I'll tell you how I did it. 10) A poster named Mochahontas has joined. She seems to have ties to Sammitch. If the picture is to be believed, she's a bit of a tasty dish. Could I have some kind of confirmation here? Hi Mochahontas. Welcome to the boards. So that's what I gathered. Can I get confirmations? More info? Did I miss any hilarity. Did more hilarity ensue? Thank you all - Insurgent and RKMBer alike - for your time. Sincerely, Joseph T. Mother PS: Hi, Joe!!! Yes, I'm real, thank you for the compliment :-) Hi
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Run, he will put you in a closet.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Pjp's Midol alt solves all issues!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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ha my mum had your mums ass surgically replace her ass, so that means in your mums ass! i win again!
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Run, he will put you in a closet. You'll be happy to know that my new house has a shed. You're getting an upgrade, baby! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I have no idea what your current run of posts have to do with any of those topics; but I say, "Post on!"
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Run, he will put you in a closet. You'll be happy to know that my new house has a shed. You're getting an upgrade, baby! Who me or someone else?
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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Run, he will put you in a closet. You'll be happy to know that my new house has a shed. You're getting an upgrade, baby! Who me or someone else? Me, its just an inside joke as is everything. Though I'm sure Joe would just love to come install FIOS for you. If you live on a boat somewhere in the middle of an ocean.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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As a matter of fact.....I DO! 
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Bunny speaks true. I'd love to come install FiOS in your boat, especially if it's currently in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and making its way to the Middle East. But, sadly, my shed is for Bunny only. I'm nothing if not loyal to mah bay-bee.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Lol, thats quite alright...I dont want you to walk in on me and Sammitch banging.
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URG am not wanna see no naked Sammitch.
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...says the man who walks around in a loincloth...
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Lol, thats quite alright...I dont want you to walk in on me and Sammitch banging. Me neither, sister. While watching you work might be delightful, watching you work on Sammitch's fuckstick isn't anywhere on my list of things to see before I die. But "more pics of you" is.  
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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