But seriously, let's take a look at our record:

ATHANON: Massive community. Exploded.
JQ.COM: "Back soon!"
JIM EATS WORLD OR WHATEVER THOSE GUYS WHO FUCKED WITH BUTTER WERE CALLED: Forum ran by two childhood friends. By the time we were done they hated each other.
ISSU9MM: Sold to adbots.
DCMBS: That Kampamahausen guy was fired by Dan Didio. He now runs a website called "Ball Toucher". Nuff said.
SPAWN BOARD: Lost Gaiman lawsuit. Nobody reads Spawn anymore.
CRACKED MAGAZINE: Sucks.