Originally Posted By: Jeremy
 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
 Originally Posted By: Jeremy


that's cool.

Uschi's gonna nut when she sees it.


You'd think she'd have enough with that statue she got.


It lives in my arse!

But this one fails. While the arms are deliciously posed in as "i'm about to get outta this" way, there's no crotch strap and that's just poor research. Without a crotch strap, a baby could get out.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

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