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you've just been given a gun, with 3 "fame-removal" bullets.
the gun is silent and invisible to everyone but you, so there's no going to jail or anything.
however, you're given the ability to shoot 3 known celebrities/stars/artists, which will render then completely and instantly un-famous.
the spotlights will never go in their direction and their mark on society will be forgotten like a bad dream.
who gets hit?
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Only three?!?!
Damn! Give me more time.
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Oprah
Britney Spears
Kelly from American Idol.
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Brittney Spears
Howard Stern
Jerry Seinfeld
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quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
Brittney Spears
Howard Stern
Jerry Seinfeld
oh my god!!
you'd more or less ruin my life
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quote:
Originally posted by allan1:
Oprah
Britney Spears
Kelly from American Idol.
kelly who? I can't stand her. She really thinks she's a star just because she won that thing, well idols aren't made they are BORN! I dont like her music and her appearance is monotonous and uniteresting. She's going nowhere.
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I can't name three right off the top of my head...
I would have to say though, that Kelly from American Idol hits off the top of the list! She ain't nothing to look at, and she prances around like she is sooo hot. She can't really sing either, I can't stand that song. There are much more interesting singers out there!
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Eminem
Christian Whoregulera
putting away the third for the next American Idol
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Oprah
Mike Myers
Eminem for right now...
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Fred Durst
Carson Daly
J-Lo(although I'm tempted to put Oprah here instead, since it's funny when a JLo movie bombs)
And that's terrible.
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I would rather save my bullets and brutaly beat the fame from:
Joey Buttafuco
Die die die Chris Kattan die!
Sharon Osborn - Ozzy killing cunt!
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Actually if it wasnt for Sharon,Ozzy would have died years ago (I mean really died)!
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I considered putting down the Osbournes, especially Ozzy's worthless kids.
And that's terrible.
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Quick question: Would the Insane Clown Posse count as one celebrity or multiple celebrities? I'd like some clarification before I make my list.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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I imagine if you got rid of one of them, it would severely impact the fame level of the other one anyway.
I choose Martin Lawrence, R Kelly, and P Diddy.
And it's not a race thing.
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
-Brian Michael Bendis
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See, if I were to use that gun, I'd have to be wise and use it on people whose fame removal would create a domino effect that would lead to many more celebrities losing their fame and popularity.
For example, if I were sick of the winners of American Idol, I wouldn't try to shoot them individually. I'd try to get the person responsible for these people becoming successful in the first place. I'd have to shoot Simon Cowell, who helped make the show popular in this country in the first place. With him gone, American Idol would tank and there won't be any more overhyped Idols from now on.
If I got sick of MTV and all the rappers/punks/whores that are promoted and become instantly popular, I'd have to hit the person responsible for MTV's success, and all these "artists" would no longer have a place to promote their "music".
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OK, first would be Hillary Duff, that way I'd get a horrible actress and a horrible singer in one shot.
Next would be John Madden, his best days are WAAAAAAAAAAAAY behind him and he just won't retire.
Finally, mostly as a service to humanity, would be John Edward. I don't know why so may people believe in this scam artist. I mean, is there anyone on the planet who hasn't ever met someone with the letter "K" in their name?
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So many good choices. Simon Cowell, John Madden, John Edward, pretty-much every pop-chick...it's difficult 'cause I'd want a whole clip...
Howzaboot:
1) Line up the shot and off the Hilton sisters with one bullet. Bonus if I can get Tara Reid and Lizzie Grubman, too. I hate celebrities who are famous for being rich, useless, party hounds...
2) Michael Jackson. Think about it: You kill this child-humpin' half-talent and you effectively wipe out about 99% of today's pop. No Justin, less chance of Britney/Christina/Hillary/etc, and no more falsetto-chirping homoerotic boy bands. And how many children are saved from his *ahem* "questionable behavior"?
3) The guy who created "Survivor". His name is lost on me, but I know this: kill him, and you kill all reality TV. American Idol? Gone. Joe Millionaire? Non-existent. The Bachelor/Bachelorette? Still single. "Survivor" is arguably a decent show, but it must be sacrificed so that we may be saved from "The Simple LIfe" and "Celebrity Big Brother" (or whatever that show with MC Hammer and Emmanuel Lewis was...).
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I think I'll just fire at random into the crowd at this year's Oscars ceremony.
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Shaggy 2 Dope of the ICP
Ben Affleck (that way, Matt Damon gets the recognition he deserves!)
And lastly, Joan fucking Rivers.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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Can I have three clips instead of three bullets?
There's a lot career killing I'd like to do!
He fixes the cable?
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