So many good choices. Simon Cowell, John Madden, John Edward, pretty-much every pop-chick...it's difficult 'cause I'd want a whole clip...

Howzaboot:

1) Line up the shot and off the Hilton sisters with one bullet. Bonus if I can get Tara Reid and Lizzie Grubman, too. I hate celebrities who are famous for being rich, useless, party hounds...

2) Michael Jackson. Think about it: You kill this child-humpin' half-talent and you effectively wipe out about 99% of today's pop. No Justin, less chance of Britney/Christina/Hillary/etc, and no more falsetto-chirping homoerotic boy bands. And how many children are saved from his *ahem* "questionable behavior"?

3) The guy who created "Survivor". His name is lost on me, but I know this: kill him, and you kill all reality TV. American Idol? Gone. Joe Millionaire? Non-existent. The Bachelor/Bachelorette? Still single. "Survivor" is arguably a decent show, but it must be sacrificed so that we may be saved from "The Simple LIfe" and "Celebrity Big Brother" (or whatever that show with MC Hammer and Emmanuel Lewis was...).

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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