Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Verizon needs to get the 70's Wonder Woman theme as a ringtone choice. Joe Mama needs to get on that and quick.


Isn't there software for Blackberries that would allow you to download it off YouTube or something?


Um, you realize that I am just happy that I know how to use e-mail, right? So, everything else is just complicated. For me, anyways. No, really, ask Uschi, she'll tell you.

I've found it online, but I've heard that once certain companies have your number they'll text the shit out of your fone with ads which is something I don't want.


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi