Originally Posted By: Bibbo
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
[quote=Ultimate Jaburg53]Thing is, this Mocha chick was kind of a fatty so how fat is Phil's new fatty?


there ISN'T anyone at this point! you wanna know why she flew off the handle this time? you sure you wanna know?

I am out of town this week and I was given a free ticket to tdk. and supposedly I promised mocha I'd see it with her first way back when we were dating (like three months ago). I went and saw it with the guys instead. now she's not only pissed that I broke a promise I made in a relationship that no longer exists, she's convinced I was basically surrounded by whores the entire movie. like literally, I think.





.....is that the story you're telling people? You crack me the fuck up, Phil. Really. You do. Try the truth, its way more interesting then your bullshit.

And Jaburg honey...I'm a skinny kind of fatty. He likes those Orca whales that can sit on his face and smother him.



I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......