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his check will read SKWAT!  stop it! you are killing me! Lol phil is into the plus sizers. Not me
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Uschi talkative User HomeO-wner, CPhT
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Sammitch, why you gotta bring all your bad relationships here? Meeko and Mocha... can't you bring people and not have a dramafest? Lol, no see...he's a little boy who thinks with his dick instead of his head. Tisk Tisk.
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Sammitch, why you gotta bring all your bad relationships here? Meeko and Mocha... can't you bring people and not have a dramafest? He's a retarded drama queen who's attracted to women like him. Its true. Its damn true. Only I'm not a drama queen. I'm just knocked up. And hormonal. I am a bitch though. A real bitch.
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nonoxynol and a good durable condom dude. trojan makes them.
spermicidalicious!
$25 for a 36 pack at Rite Aid. invest. Oh see...he didn't want to wear one. I told him to. But noooooooo.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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[quote=Ultimate Jaburg53]Thing is, this Mocha chick was kind of a fatty so how fat is Phil's new fatty? there ISN'T anyone at this point! you wanna know why she flew off the handle this time? you sure you wanna know? I am out of town this week and I was given a free ticket to tdk. and supposedly I promised mocha I'd see it with her first way back when we were dating (like three months ago). I went and saw it with the guys instead. now she's not only pissed that I broke a promise I made in a relationship that no longer exists, she's convinced I was basically surrounded by whores the entire movie. like literally, I think. .....is that the story you're telling people? You crack me the fuck up, Phil. Really. You do. Try the truth, its way more interesting then your bullshit. And Jaburg honey...I'm a skinny kind of fatty. He likes those Orca whales that can sit on his face and smother him.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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we all make mistakes. if I have to cut a check through family services every month so be it (after the prerequisite hearing and paternity testing), but that doesn't obligate me to sink more of my life into a meaningless relationship with an absolute bitch. and you think I wanted to sink more of my life into a relationship with an hypocrite, pussy boy who acts like he's 12?? Lol. Sweety. The ONLY reason why I continued to talk to you was for the kid and for the dick. Once I snapped out of my stupor and realized sex with no cumming, sex with with a complete moron was really pointless...and that I could just get money from you without screwing up my offspring like someone screwed you up; I decided to let go of that one. I just wanted everyone to know what a pussy you really are :-)....since you wanted me to keep this a secret from everyone. Silly, silly rabbit. ...Everyone already knows I'm a bitch Maybe I should tell them how any time your dick would slip out you'd start apologizing like a little bitch.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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Well this is getting better.
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I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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Lor used to call me that. Are you Lor?
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Lor used to call me that. Are you Lor? I know of no such Lor....sowwy 
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I still don't know the whole story. Which is fine cause they're too into their D&D and whatever.
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Jer-bear...will you pull my finger?
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It's not gonna get you pregnant is it?
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Lol...I dunno...it might.
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Who me or Uschums?? Cuz I love Uschums. Shes so lovable.
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Well I gotta see something first
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we all make mistakes. if I have to cut a check through family services every month so be it (after the prerequisite hearing and paternity testing), but that doesn't obligate me to sink more of my life into a meaningless relationship with an absolute bitch. and you think I wanted to sink more of my life into a relationship with an hypocrite, pussy boy who acts like he's 12?? Lol. Sweety. The ONLY reason why I continued to talk to you was for the kid and for the dick. Once I snapped out of my stupor and realized sex with no cumming, sex with with a complete moron was really pointless...and that I could just get money from you without screwing up my offspring like someone screwed you up; I decided to let go of that one. I just wanted everyone to know what a pussy you really are :-)....since you wanted me to keep this a secret from everyone. Silly, silly rabbit. ...Everyone already knows I'm a bitch Maybe I should tell them how any time your dick would slip out you'd start apologizing like a little bitch. Well. That was harsh.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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we all make mistakes. if I have to cut a check through family services every month so be it (after the prerequisite hearing and paternity testing), but that doesn't obligate me to sink more of my life into a meaningless relationship with an absolute bitch. and you think I wanted to sink more of my life into a relationship with an hypocrite, pussy boy who acts like he's 12?? Lol. Sweety. The ONLY reason why I continued to talk to you was for the kid and for the dick. Once I snapped out of my stupor and realized sex with no cumming, sex with with a complete moron was really pointless...and that I could just get money from you without screwing up my offspring like someone screwed you up; I decided to let go of that one. I just wanted everyone to know what a pussy you really are :-)....since you wanted me to keep this a secret from everyone. Silly, silly rabbit. ...Everyone already knows I'm a bitch Maybe I should tell them how any time your dick would slip out you'd start apologizing like a little bitch. Well. That was harsh. Well Bastie...I'm a bitch. Lol. And I gotta get these hormonal rages out of my system :-).
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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we all make mistakes. if I have to cut a check through family services every month so be it (after the prerequisite hearing and paternity testing), but that doesn't obligate me to sink more of my life into a meaningless relationship with an absolute bitch. and you think I wanted to sink more of my life into a relationship with an hypocrite, pussy boy who acts like he's 12?? Lol. Sweety. The ONLY reason why I continued to talk to you was for the kid and for the dick. Once I snapped out of my stupor and realized sex with no cumming, sex with with a complete moron was really pointless...and that I could just get money from you without screwing up my offspring like someone screwed you up; I decided to let go of that one. I just wanted everyone to know what a pussy you really are :-)....since you wanted me to keep this a secret from everyone. Silly, silly rabbit. ...Everyone already knows I'm a bitch Maybe I should tell them how any time your dick would slip out you'd start apologizing like a little bitch. Well. That was harsh. Well Bastie...I'm a bitch. Lol. And I gotta get these hormonal rages out of my system :-). Sweetie...you are a bitch in need of a drink if ever I've seen one. Unfortunately, since yer preggers, I won't buy one for you. I'll give you a pickle, though...you know, for those late night cravings.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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HIT ME UP
WE GOTTA CATCH UP Frank Dizzle!!! How ya been? The crazies still keeping you busy?
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Awwww....with icecream??? :-D. Will you draw stuff on my preggers belly too? And make fart noises on it?
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