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 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
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his check will read SKWAT!


stop it! you are killing me!





Lol phil is into the plus sizers. Not me




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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Sammitch, why you gotta bring all your bad relationships here? Meeko and Mocha... can't you bring people and not have a dramafest?


Lol, no see...he's a little boy who thinks with his dick instead of his head. Tisk Tisk.




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 Originally Posted By: rex
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Sammitch, why you gotta bring all your bad relationships here? Meeko and Mocha... can't you bring people and not have a dramafest?



He's a retarded drama queen who's attracted to women like him.


Its true. Its damn true. Only I'm not a drama queen. I'm just knocked up. And hormonal. I am a bitch though. A real bitch.




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 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
nonoxynol and a good durable condom dude. trojan makes them.

spermicidalicious!

$25 for a 36 pack at Rite Aid. invest.


Oh see...he didn't want to wear one. I told him to. But noooooooo.




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 Originally Posted By: Bibbo
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[quote=Ultimate Jaburg53]Thing is, this Mocha chick was kind of a fatty so how fat is Phil's new fatty?


there ISN'T anyone at this point! you wanna know why she flew off the handle this time? you sure you wanna know?

I am out of town this week and I was given a free ticket to tdk. and supposedly I promised mocha I'd see it with her first way back when we were dating (like three months ago). I went and saw it with the guys instead. now she's not only pissed that I broke a promise I made in a relationship that no longer exists, she's convinced I was basically surrounded by whores the entire movie. like literally, I think.





.....is that the story you're telling people? You crack me the fuck up, Phil. Really. You do. Try the truth, its way more interesting then your bullshit.

And Jaburg honey...I'm a skinny kind of fatty. He likes those Orca whales that can sit on his face and smother him.




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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
we all make mistakes. if I have to cut a check through family services every month so be it (after the prerequisite hearing and paternity testing), but that doesn't obligate me to sink more of my life into a meaningless relationship with an absolute bitch.


and you think I wanted to sink more of my life into a relationship with an hypocrite, pussy boy who acts like he's 12?? Lol. Sweety. The ONLY reason why I continued to talk to you was for the kid and for the dick. Once I snapped out of my stupor and realized sex with no cumming, sex with with a complete moron was really pointless...and that I could just get money from you without screwing up my offspring like someone screwed you up; I decided to let go of that one. I just wanted everyone to know what a pussy you really are :-)....since you wanted me to keep this a secret from everyone. Silly, silly rabbit.

...Everyone already knows I'm a bitch

Maybe I should tell them how any time your dick would slip out you'd start apologizing like a little bitch.




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Lor used to call me that. Are you Lor?

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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
Lor used to call me that. Are you Lor?


I know of no such Lor....sowwy \:\(




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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
BUGOO!


I still don't know the whole story. Which is fine cause they're too into their D&D and whatever.

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It's not gonna get you pregnant is it?

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Lol...I dunno...it might.




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Who me or Uschums?? Cuz I love Uschums. Shes so lovable.




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Well I gotta see something first


like

shoes

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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
we all make mistakes. if I have to cut a check through family services every month so be it (after the prerequisite hearing and paternity testing), but that doesn't obligate me to sink more of my life into a meaningless relationship with an absolute bitch.


and you think I wanted to sink more of my life into a relationship with an hypocrite, pussy boy who acts like he's 12?? Lol. Sweety. The ONLY reason why I continued to talk to you was for the kid and for the dick. Once I snapped out of my stupor and realized sex with no cumming, sex with with a complete moron was really pointless...and that I could just get money from you without screwing up my offspring like someone screwed you up; I decided to let go of that one. I just wanted everyone to know what a pussy you really are :-)....since you wanted me to keep this a secret from everyone. Silly, silly rabbit.

...Everyone already knows I'm a bitch

Maybe I should tell them how any time your dick would slip out you'd start apologizing like a little bitch.


Well. That was harsh.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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HIT ME UP


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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
we all make mistakes. if I have to cut a check through family services every month so be it (after the prerequisite hearing and paternity testing), but that doesn't obligate me to sink more of my life into a meaningless relationship with an absolute bitch.


and you think I wanted to sink more of my life into a relationship with an hypocrite, pussy boy who acts like he's 12?? Lol. Sweety. The ONLY reason why I continued to talk to you was for the kid and for the dick. Once I snapped out of my stupor and realized sex with no cumming, sex with with a complete moron was really pointless...and that I could just get money from you without screwing up my offspring like someone screwed you up; I decided to let go of that one. I just wanted everyone to know what a pussy you really are :-)....since you wanted me to keep this a secret from everyone. Silly, silly rabbit.

...Everyone already knows I'm a bitch

Maybe I should tell them how any time your dick would slip out you'd start apologizing like a little bitch.


Well. That was harsh.


Well Bastie...I'm a bitch. Lol. And I gotta get these hormonal rages out of my system :-).




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Where are the BOOBIES?


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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
we all make mistakes. if I have to cut a check through family services every month so be it (after the prerequisite hearing and paternity testing), but that doesn't obligate me to sink more of my life into a meaningless relationship with an absolute bitch.


and you think I wanted to sink more of my life into a relationship with an hypocrite, pussy boy who acts like he's 12?? Lol. Sweety. The ONLY reason why I continued to talk to you was for the kid and for the dick. Once I snapped out of my stupor and realized sex with no cumming, sex with with a complete moron was really pointless...and that I could just get money from you without screwing up my offspring like someone screwed you up; I decided to let go of that one. I just wanted everyone to know what a pussy you really are :-)....since you wanted me to keep this a secret from everyone. Silly, silly rabbit.

...Everyone already knows I'm a bitch

Maybe I should tell them how any time your dick would slip out you'd start apologizing like a little bitch.


Well. That was harsh.


Well Bastie...I'm a bitch. Lol. And I gotta get these hormonal rages out of my system :-).


Sweetie...you are a bitch in need of a drink if ever I've seen one. Unfortunately, since yer preggers, I won't buy one for you.

I'll give you a pickle, though...you know, for those late night cravings.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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 Originally Posted By: Franta
IS THAT MY BASTARD?


HIT ME UP


WE GOTTA CATCH UP


Frank Dizzle!!! How ya been? The crazies still keeping you busy?


Oderint, dum metuant.


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Awwww....with icecream??? :-D. Will you draw stuff on my preggers belly too? And make fart noises on it?




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