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Making fun of someone's offspring? No way it's an Insurgent, they're above this sort of thing!
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If you're going to knock a girl up...at least make sure she orgasms when you Da fuk am this about a babe not getting off? UR am never known a babe that don't get off.
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Ur<g> it am different for sammitch, his alt is quite the size queen.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Making fun of someone's offspring? No way it's an Insurgent, they're above this sort of thing! its only when people who are worse than murderers do it. or murderers who are worse than people. as a staunch republican, bionic redneck is beyond such judgments. he is bionic, for god's sake.
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I remember when bionic faggot first posted here...he pretended like he wasn't part of the insurgency. I guess he was ashamed to be part of that bunch even from the get go. You know, before we destroyed their boards.
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Everything I needed to know about life, I learned in this thread.
1 ) Girls get bitchy if they don't cum and get pregnant.
The solution, wrap it and then you don't have to worry about them cumming at all.
2 ) If you have a small dick, just get one of those silicon rubber extensions from any number of sex shops or internet sites. It's bad enough it's small, but at least you get to skip the part where it slips out.
3 ) There's far more pictures of dead babies than one would initially suspect on the internet.
4 ) Chewy is famous, though for what, I'm not exactly sure.
5 ) Black people have large penises.
6 ) Chubby, but not fat, white chicks dig that.
7 ) Sammitch apparently gets a lot of trim for a balding hobbit.
8 ) Getting fucked by a hobbit gets you pregnant
9 ) Maurey Povich can get you out of child support
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10 ) Warner Bros. supplies whores for selected screenings of The Dark Knight.
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not only are you still half-assing it with the wrong address, you can't even use a quote to establish context.  but please do show up at that address anytime and try to explain who you are. I'm sure it would be very entertaining.
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Everything I needed to know about life, I learned in this thread.
1 ) Girls get bitchy if they don't cum and get pregnant.
The solution, wrap it and then you don't have to worry about them cumming at all.
2 ) If you have a small dick, just get one of those silicon rubber extensions from any number of sex shops or internet sites. It's bad enough it's small, but at least you get to skip the part where it slips out.
3 ) There's far more pictures of dead babies than one would initially suspect on the internet.
4 ) Chewy is famous, though for what, I'm not exactly sure.
5 ) Black people have large penises.
6 ) Chubby, but not fat, white chicks dig that.
7 ) Sammitch apparently gets a lot of trim for a balding hobbit.
8 ) Getting fucked by a hobbit gets you pregnant
9 ) Maurey Povich can get you out of child support
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10 ) Warner Bros. supplies whores for selected screenings of The Dark Knight. heh. again, it's amazing how much they shrink after a rough breakup.
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I remember when bionic faggot first posted here...he pretended like he wasn't part of the insurgency. I guess he was ashamed to be part of that bunch even from the get go. You know, before we destroyed their boards.
Yeah, that's Andy. He's the one that likes to make death threats...
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Gotta hand it to them, they're making a really good work at making us think we won.
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they're really into this "raid" thing, huh? I thought we'd all moved on, 'cept Sammitch with his halo-boner sig. I mean, how many waves of milk will they splash out of their cereal bowl before they realize we're not mommy so we don't care, and it's their own table cloth they're messing up anyway?
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Wow.
That was beautiful, Uschi.
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they're really into this "raid" thing, huh? I thought we'd all moved on, 'cept Sammitch with his halo-boner sig. I mean, how many waves of milk will they splash out of their cereal bowl before they realize we're not mommy so we don't care, and it's their own table cloth they're messing up anyway? well yes, and i could have cared less from the beginning. but i think some of the sammitch related alts are his own.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Who the fuck cares. Do these guys really have nothing better to do?
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I think those posts pretty much answer your question.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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they're really into this "raid" thing, huh? I thought we'd all moved on, 'cept Sammitch with his halo-boner sig. I mean, how many waves of milk will they splash out of their cereal bowl before they realize we're not mommy so we don't care, and it's their own table cloth they're messing up anyway? well yes, and i could have cared less from the beginning. but i think some of the sammitch related alts are his own. I don't have any alts. why the hell would I come up with those?
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Sammitch e-mailed the insurgency to come raid us again so the attention wouldn't be on him anymore. It really isn't that hard to figure out.
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poor iggy, i hope they never ignore me.....
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they're really into this "raid" thing, huh? I thought we'd all moved on, 'cept Sammitch with his halo-boner sig. I mean, how many waves of milk will they splash out of their cereal bowl before they realize we're not mommy so we don't care, and it's their own table cloth they're messing up anyway? well yes, and i could have cared less from the beginning. but i think some of the sammitch related alts are his own. I don't have any alts. why the hell would I come up with those? Go make another alt and whine about not getting any attention
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I find it funny that some people are mocking Sammitch for getting laid....with a woman!
I think we should just go back to mocking him for fucking fatties and men!
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I'm not really mocking Sammitch for getting laid, I'm mocking Mocha for being a drama queen about it.
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I find it funny that some people are mocking Sammitch for getting laid....with a woman! Replace "some people" with "rex" and you'll find it's not funny at all. Merely, par the course for our sockfucker...
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I'm not really mocking Sammitch for getting laid, I'm mocking Mocha for being a drama queen about it. Because sammitch hasn't been a drama queen?
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I find it funny that some people are mocking Sammitch for getting laid....with a woman! Replace "some people" with "rex" and you'll find it's not funny at all. Merely, par the course for our sockfucker... I'm not making fun of him for getting laid. I'm making fun of him for knocking up a crazy chick. And that he thought her posting here would improve the situation. And that he's denying its his child every chance that he has.
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