Everything I needed to know about life, I learned in this thread.
1 ) Girls get bitchy if they don't cum and get pregnant.
The solution, wrap it and then you don't have to worry about them cumming at all.
2 ) If you have a small dick, just get one of those silicon rubber extensions from any number of sex shops or internet sites. It's bad enough it's small, but at least you get to skip the part where it slips out.
3 ) There's far more pictures of dead babies than one would initially suspect on the internet.
4 ) Chewy is famous, though for what, I'm not exactly sure.
5 ) Black people have large penises.
6 ) Chubby, but not fat, white chicks dig that.
7 ) Sammitch apparently gets a lot of trim for a balding hobbit.
8 ) Getting fucked by a hobbit gets you pregnant
9 ) Maurey Povich can get you out of child support
and
10 ) Warner Bros. supplies whores for selected screenings of The Dark Knight.
heh.
again, it's amazing how much they shrink after a rough breakup.
