Google Releases Second Quarter Report:
 Originally Posted By: Google
While we did finish strong in the second quarter of 2008, we didn't quite hit our estimates. By all accounts, this failure is to be blamed on a few dumbfucks that really liked getting their asses handed to them on a forum using Google AdSense. Such a display of gross self-abasement led to losses in the form of payouts to one Rob Kamphausen offsetting our profits.

In response to this, we have readjusted our estimates for the third quarter of 2008 because we have discovered that one of those poor self-abasing fools just cannot get whipped enough to call it quits.