RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat ZZAPP destroys Iggybitch.,

don't worry as soon as he get's hisestrogen pills and his Viagara and has his stool samples checjked for other mens semen he'll be back to thinking about his toungue on your testicles halo... right now i think he's hankering for some kosher tubesteak tho.

Joe, are all of you here obsessed with the former insurgency's genitals or is just you and the doctor?

Seems that you're the one with a fascination with other people's genitals today, Sikchismo. Are you missing your own?

i'm not the one that keeps talking about the former insurgents private parts however.. you are.

have you had your daily does of your anti-depressants today, it might cure the repressed closet homosexuality.

thedoctor is a great guy....maybe try to get to know him before judging him. Keep in mind you guys came here looking for trouble. So if you are getting ragged on it is because you brought it on yourself. I bet if you said you'd like to start over and ask for a fresh start you might be pleasantly surprised.

Also like you said this is just a distraction for you from work, what do you think it is to us? Take a deep breath and revisit some of the crap you are saying about everyone here. You might realize you sound like a tool.

I have Nick Blackburn and Scott Kazmir pitching for me tonight and both are pitching gems! Just thought everyone should know. Also Mike Cameron hit a HR for me.

I am going to drop Jay Bruce from my team.....he is having a really hard time.

Blackburn just gave up a double. I am not amused.

wait... did one of the representives of Rob's home improvement Show just call me a tool?

teh irony tis lost on the illarati.

whatever man.....just trying to help you out.

Blackburn just got Sizemore out to end the inning.

Sounds like some sexual nicknames the insurgency would use with each other.......Oh hey Blackburn.....you want some of my Sizemore!

stop turning this thread into a babseball thread.

why....it's more entertaining!


Never get involved in a highly competitive fantasy league. It's like having a second job.

















Or a first job if you're rex.

Bruce is being moved to the 3 slot now that Griffey is gone, he will have Brandon Phillips batting behind him with Dunn after that, he should get better pitches. I'd give it a week.

or in rex's case a break from not work.

he just hit a HR.

Impressive argument. Nobody can go into full blown denial without a shred of substantive argument like you, Joe. Not only that, but you managed to toot your own horn in the midst of your inane babble.

And what the fuck are you talking about "recruitment"? I know that in the Joeverse not only is being fat, ugly, stupid, delusional, egotistical, and pathetic cool things but Halo is the center of all things but I have nothing to do with the "heck puppies". All I know is the hellhounds KNOW it's a gag. Unlike you morons who believe your own hype.

*logout*

Good job linking to those posts that...mean nothing since it's exactly like I said they are. Saying you guys are assholes is different than arrogance and I made a generic crack about Nowhereman's mom. Further proof of how clueless you are. And no, I'm not like you, you're just hypocrites.

As for the rest of your diatribe (which is obviously long and shows how much you care ) it's easy to say "we do this in jest and cause we enjoy it". Any retard from Forest Gump to Joe Mama to Sikkbones can say that. But when it all comes down to it you have no more evidence of enjoying it than we have of enjoying fucking with you. So ultimately it's a moot point.

Speaking of not seeing, I make spelling errors all the time. You've probaly noticed that but are desperate for an argument. You, however, don't fuck with people's accounts often so if anybody is acting out of the ordinary...it's you.

I also see you completely dodged my point about me not posting here a whole lot and you fuckers still talking about it and finding any excuse possible to feel like you "won". Good job, Queen Bee. By your own logic your board is the obsessed one. I guess a broken clock you is right twice a day and all.

But yeah, I bet you losers LIVE to see my posts. That much I believe, coming from you.

Not quite. You guys get to cherish my presence here a little longer.

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't see that in the rules. OH THAT'S RIGHT, cause there are none. On a board where you assholes pride yourself on no rules (along with many other retarded things you brag about) that would be considered freaking out.

So no, I'm not hypocritical at all. You'd see that if you could take your face out of the Rob's zipper.

Now this is hypocricy.

Just so you know in the future, Pro.

Haven't you figured out, asshole? Only the Whores can have fun.

Wanky spews more meaningless crap than that black guy running for president.

Chris Rock?

other than directly disqualifying your statements? sure, i guess other than that, they mean (suspense dots) nothing.



um...

i'll allow this, prosecutor, because it just sounds so funny.

so, lets say i'm a wee bit wanky and i wanted to prove i enjoyed laughing at your expense, making you run in circles, and watching your repeated, ranting obsessions. what type of evidence would i be looking for?

i just want to make sure the evidence meets your qualifications.



i probaly have.



you record my account-fuckery quotas? what constitutes an ordinary amount?



it wasn't dodged. its all part of the same point above, where we talk about you because its fucking funny. you make us laugh. and the more often we discuss you, the more you march right back here with your cute lil stompy booties. you're like a wind up toy. so its double funny, because it keeps reinventing itself. like right here, in this thread.

sure, i don't have internevidence to prove it. i mean, aside from the thousands of threads where you can see us proving it (suspense dots!) but still.

i look forward to your entertaining response.

best,
rob



oh, excuse me, THE rob.

what's hypocricy? is that like hypocrisy only tragically full of fail like yourself?

Wank and Cry User Feared by RKMB
3000+ posts 08/02/08 12:45 AM Making a new reply
Forum: PJP's Random Chat and Insurgency Roast
Thread: Re: ZZAPP destroys Iggybitch.,

eleven minutes by my count. I may have arrived late.

So...me saying that I made a generic insult to Nowhereman about his mom is disqualified by me making a generic insult to Nowhereman about his mom? Wow. Only on Rob's board could that make any sense.



Evidence of obsession? Well, for instance, if you (or your minions) were watching somebody's profile so closely that you knew the moment they logged in or out that could count as obsession. In fact...it pretty much does.



Let's see. In the six months I was here as a normal poster you altered...nobodies account. So yeah, it's out of the ordinary.



Oh, so it's funny that you guys talk about us all the time but for us it's obsession? That's some double standard you got going. But anyway, you dodged my point. Either that or you are completely retarded for "wanking" about the things you all do. Do you even realize that this-



-totally describes you and the other imbeciles of this board. Reading the Insurgency anonymously, posting at the Icon cbox, discussing us over pms (same fucking thing as a "private clubhouse"), saying that our posts don't bother you yet fussing about sigs, crying hypocracy, making your long posts (that according to you all constitutes a "meltdown"), and let's not forget your "Insurgency Roast" forum.



"heh", the deluded ramblings of internet morons such as yourselves isn't admissable in court.

See Rob, Sammitch is a perfect example of obsession.

Kinda. Only it has less to do with failing so much as not being some snob who can't do anything other than spell and play video games.

Hey, it's Saturday night, shouldn't you have some hot date here?

I'm not sure how I will go on with my life after receiving such a soul-crushing insult.



I'll just leave this be.

you really woulda been better off with

I'd be better of with a picture of V giving oral? Really? Is that your secret to being such a happy guy who has nothing better to do than spend all his time on the internet picking at other people? No thanks.

I don't even need to edit the into this.

Sammitch has nothing to say other than posting a motie and a RKMB cliche? How very out of the ordinary .

But hey, you were right about one thing (even for retards such as yourself it happens). It's only Friday night. Tommorow is your big date posting on the internet!!!

Have fun.

no worries, i'll walk y'through it.

you said you "made a generic crack about Nowherebrains mom." i responded with your reference to the actual quote, which referred to nowhereman's perversion and incest with his mother, who has passed away. she was an individual that meant the world to him, and revisiting your commentary again, it seems a little more than a "generic crack"

now, its likely your argument will now be that "generic" is a relative term, or some such silliness. in which case, you just get yerself a nice little gold star.

so thats quote one. y'with me still?

in quote 2, you said that we are extremists who are silly to create stories about you, like "you all must think you're are morally superior." my response was in two parts, one was zap's quote, about how you insurgentians should "grab the moral highground" -- the other was your own, stating "We claim moral superiority again and again."

so, as you'll note, both of those quotes from zap and yourself seem to counter your other point fairly directly.

and that, dear friend, is the reason i posted them for you. i found it funny (that's why i said "heh") that you were trying to rewrite the past by redefining what you had already done or said. when, in reality, looking at your actual words, they're in direct contrast to one another.



no, that is not what i asked, nor was it what you were looking for in your own clarification. again, no worries. i'll walk you through this, as well. originally, i said i (and we, as a whole) enjoy toying with you because its funny. you said that i couldn't prove i was enjoying it. so i was asking what evidence i'd need to present to you to prove i enjoyed laughing at your expense and that i enjoy(ed) your continued torment.

please advise.



how would you know that? or why would you think you know that?

i mean, at the very least, in the same thread where you discovered your screen name had changed colors, joe mama noticed his own screen name had changed colors, as well. if i recall, these discoveries were within a few posts of one another. if you didn't notice that one, you can't expect you'd notice others.



its not a double standard. in fact, to most of the people in your tribe, there is no difference with us. they are (or were) all having fun with it, as well. but for you, and a few select others over there, it has become an obsession. you're clearly not having fun. you're angry. you're frustrated. you're trying so desperately to win something, when that very path guarantees failure. i'd wager the rkmbs is something you think about off line, as well. that is where all your "lose" comes from.



i dont think anyone here read your old forum anonymously, unless they weren't allowed to register / log in. the only reason anyone here would sign up there (which never included me) would be to post on the boards and fuck with them.



i don't know what that is.



how would you know if that were true or not? its certainly not something i've done. it wouldn't even make much sense to do it, we have nothing to hide. we have nothing to plan. the grand bible is "see wanky, make fun of wanky, cyber high five one another, illegally vote republican twice"

its out in the open.



your posts bother no one here. honestly. i can't stress that enough. everything you say is humorous. whether its in this current revisionist mode, your war raiding mode, or your green lanterning mode. we enjoy your posts.

the only one who ever fussed over your sig was me. and it was never an issue of content, simply a practicality of the forum's program. i also wouldn't allow you to install windows vista on my server, or smear my monitor with your tears. content-wise, you can say whatever you want. anyone can. you can yell at me or say these boards are too gray or even make liberal statements. you've always known that, and if not, you should by now.

but above and beyond the notion that i don't dislike your posts or your content, its quite the opposite -- i like them! i don't want you to stop posting here. i enjoy your posts. they make me happy and they make me money. they stir up discussion and fun for everyone. i, of course, want that to continue. truthfully, i wish your raid was still "rampaging" the boards here in the doses and groups from a month or two back, before you lost your forum. at the very least, i'd dub that period of time inspiring for post content.



please note the quote commentary above.



no, i've already clarified this earlier tonight. long posts don't necessarily mean anything.



again, previously clarified. its all in jest. mockery in the form of comedy. you know, like a "roast" (!!!)



please don't use my "heh."

your response is appreciated

best,
rob

fuckin christ, i stopped reading all that. someone summarize this thread for me

in summation, wank and cry is declaring victory for a raid that plagues him to this day, and lead to the destruction of his message board.

we interject on occasion with a variety of responses, but really just like watching the fireworks.

damn. i really hate catching the end of a show.