Written by Thomas Tantillo Silver Surfer is a property of Marvel Comics and is used without permission.
Silver Surfer #1 The Obsessed.
Page 1
Panel 1: Looking out into the cosmos seeing only stars.
1 Cap: Looking up into the heavens a boy once wished for nothing more then roam among the stars. He and his kin had everything they could ever want yet the boy needed more.
Panel 2: Focusing in we see a bright light in the distance.
2 Cap: He was a born explorer and like all explorers he was possessed by desire that he could not define. A yearning to find something deeper in all around him.
Panel 3: Coming closer we see the light streaking through the cosmos.
3 Cap: I came to pass that the boy's boys wishes would come true when he made a noble, yet self serving, sacrifice to become the herald to Galactus the Devourer of worlds.
Panel 4: Now we're close enough to see that there are two distinctly diffrent lights. One orange followed by blue.
4 Cap: Not only did he get to roam with the stars but he became one with them. He became.
Page 2
Splash: Silver Surfer chasing after Firelord.
5 Cap: ...The Silver Surfer.
6 Cap: He and I have engaged in a tit for tat for years now. He is my greatest obsession. And he is not without his own compulsions. Like all explorers he never stops searching. Even now he searches for the slightest possibility of redemption for a foe he once considered friend.
7 Silver Surfer: End this mad rampage Perilous Kryl.
8 FireLord: My name is Firelord. Whatever remained of Perilous Kryl was left behind in the cold corridors of death.
Page 3
Panel 1: Silver Surfer unleashes powerful blasts from his hands towards Firelord.
9 Silver Surfer: And now you dispense that which you abhor.
Panel 2: Firelord spins his staff shielding him from the Surfers blasts.
11 Firelord: The Kree are a disease. It is time they taste of extinction so they may no longer brutishly leave death and destruction in their wake.
Panel 3: The right side of Surfers face and shoulder. He has a stern look while he tries to reason with FireLord.
12 Surfer: No love have I for the Kree but they are not the only one who have fell before your pharisaic wrath.
Panel 4: The left side of Firelords face and shoulder as he harshly rebukes Surfers reasoning.
13 FireLord: All scum. Perhaps if "heroes" such as yourself had taken firmer action years ago with the Kree or Skrull their victims wouldn't number so high. Perhaps Annihilation would not have caused such carnage with his Wave. Carnage that you missed while once again in thrall to Galactus.
Panel 5: Surfer and Firelord speeding toward eachother.
14 Surfer: And what would you have me do with you Perlous?
15 Firelord: I'd have you stay out of my way.
16 Surfer: That I cannot do.
Panel 6: The left side Firelords face with his eye squinted and focused.
17 Firelord: Very well.
Page 4
Panel 1: Mephisto watching a massive and yet splendidly beautiful explosion from a distance standing on a asteroid.
18 Cap: The power Galactus has givin his Heralds is uncanny. Firelord has created a supernova engulfing them both in a magnifient yet catastrophic explosion. Most amazing of all is that neither of them will be harmed by the blast so I'm not quite sure why Firelord has envoked this stratagy but I'm sure he had his reasons.
Panel 2: Seeing Mephisto from the side as the waves of the Supernova pass by him.
19 Cap: It is unbecoming of one such as I to express sentiment but there are exceptions. How could I not appreciate the splendor of a Supernova. Our roles in the scheme of things are actually quite akin when I too bring out the beauty in death, destruction, and tragedy.
Page 5
Panel 1: The Surfer, having been laid low, rises from his board looking around for Firelord.
20 Cap: Ah, now I see Firelords purpose for that Supernova. A means of escape.
Panel 2: Firelord camoflaged with the darkness of space behind the Surfer.
21 Cap: He has rather cleverly cloaked himself in dark matter.
Panel 3: Surfer peering into space with his eyes illuminated looking for Firelord.
22 Cap: With his Galactus givin sight, which can see across galaxies, Surfer undoubtedly sees the pocket of Dark Matter but assumes it's a result of the explosion.
Panel 4: Surfer suddenly sees something that horrifies him.
23 Cap: Eventually Surfer would figure it out but...
Panel 5: Over Surfer's shoulder we see Mephisto in the distance.
25 Cap: Like all explorers he's easily distracted.
Page 6
Panel 1: Surfer gets to where Mephisto was standing only to find no one there. He looks around bewildered.
26 Cap: Perhaps he'll assume the explosion has upset his senses. Or not. Either way I've provideded Firelord the space he needs to escape. Which serves my purposes for another day.
Panel 2: From a chest level view we look to see Surfer staring intently at the stars.
27 Surfer: I know you can hear me Kryl. Beware.
Panel 3: Surfer leaving the scene behind with some final words.
28 Surfer: There are deeper and darker abysses then death to fall into.
29 Cap: HA. There certainly are.
Panel 4: Firelord leaving with a heavy brow.
Page 7
Panel 1: Surfer riding the spaceways.
30 Cap: There are many misconceptions of the Surfer. For one, he's not a warrior. Battle and hate have very taxing affects on him. Between my looming presence in his mind and his donnybrook with Firelord he is in need of repast.
Panel 2: Surfer looking into the distance with a slight look of glee.
31 Cap: And what better place to gather his thoughts.
Panel 3: A light blue spot among the starts.
32 Cap: Then Earth. The world he has all but adopted as his own.
Page 8
Panel 1: Surfer entering Earths atmosphere.
33 Cap: I cannot read minds but in the case of the Silver Surfer I do not need to. I know why he returns to a world that once served as his prison for years. I know why he returns to a world that has disheartened and infuriated him at every turn.
34 Cap: It reminds him of Zenn-La
Page 9
Panel 1: Surfer soaring over the ocean.
33 Cap: Far less advanced and civilized but in terms of visage the geography and people are very similiar.
Panel 2: With his hands behind his back Surfer moves slowly a few feet above the ocean, staring down at the waves.
34 Cap: He sacrificed his freedom long ago so that Zenn La would be spared but it turned out it was a sacrifice in vain since the world had been ravaged again and again till meeting it's final doom.
35 Cap: He would never speak the words but he is almost glad that Zenn La is at final peace. But from time to time he enjoys being reminded of his homeworld and it's enchanting traquility.
Panel 3: Surfer flying through the Tibetan mountains.
36 Cap: There is another reason though.
Panel 4: Surfer walking through the snow.
37 Cap: Of all the worlds Surfer has tread upon...
Panel 5: A stone door hidden among the rocks is ajar.
38 Cap: ...Earth is one of the few that manage to surprise him.
Panel 6: Surfer with a look of curiousity on his face.
Page 10
Panel 1: The Shadows of two boys playing on the walls as Silver Surfer walks forward.
39 Mutt: You won't catch me Spider-man.
40 Eight: Oh yes I will Green Goblin.
Panel 2: A mutant boy who has 6 arms and 8 eyes hangs from the wall shooting webs out of his hands at his friend.
41 Eight: For good always triumphs over evil.
Panel 3: A boy with the features of a wolf is on the ground webbed up.
42 Mutt: Man, how come you always get to be Spider-man?
Panel 4: Eight jumps down to the ground near Mutt who is getting loose.
43 Eight: I'll give you eight guesses why.
44 Mutt: Who cares when your Spidey dialogue sucks.
Panel 5: Eight and Mutt face to face with Surfer in shadows behind them.
45 Eight: Does not.
46 Mutt: Does too. Spidey doesn't say corny stuff like that. That's more like...
Page 11
Panel 1: Mutt talking while Eight stares in awe behind him.
47 Eight:...the Silver Surfer???
48 Mutt: Yeah, somebody like...
Panel 2: Mutt and Eight staring up at the ledge above them staring at a glistening Silver Surfer.
49 Surfer: Hello young ones.
Page 12
Panel 1: Mutt is scared and Eight is excited.
50 Mutt: AHHHHHH
51 Eight: Relax Mutt, he's a good guy. I read all about him on the internt.
Panel 2: Eight turning to Silver Surfer
52 Eight: I read all about you on the internet.
Panel 3: Silver Surfer looking down at the two kids with a bit of a smile.
53 Surfer: I am glad you know I intend you know harm. It seems everyone on this planet normally assumes the worst when it comes to me.
Panel 4: Surfer walks down to the same ground level as the kid
54 Surfer: Though, I am somewhat curious how you two traversed the harsh weather conditions and mountains to get here.
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Panel 1: Looking down over Surfers shoulder we see Mutt and Eight.
55 Mutt: Well, if you haven't noticed, we're a little diffrent. We can take the cold and handle the mountains. We were playing outside and found this place.
56 Surfer: Are you mutants?
Panel 2: Looking at Surfer, Mutt, and Eight from the side.
57 Eight: No no no we're freaks.
58 Surfer: Freaks? I'm unfamiliar with the application of this term here on earth?
59 Eight: There was an accident in our hometown and we were some of the people changed by it. How did you find this place?
Panel 3: Surfer holding his arm out with his hands open palms facing up.
60 Surfer: My story is not that foreign from your own. There was a time I was trapped here on earth thanks to my former master Galactus. While exploring this world I stumbled upon the hidden ruins of these mountains. I return here from time to time to gather myself.
Panel 4: Looking over Mutt and Eight's shoulders to Surfer
61 Mutt You don't mind us being here do you?
Panel 5: Surfer looking down at the boys.
62 Surfer: No, I do not mind. I have no more claim to this place then you and I could use the company.
63 Mephisto: Really?
Page 14
Panel 1: See Mephisto posturing, from an upward angle, with his arms crossed from an upward angle.
64 Mephisto: How about the company of an old friend?
Page 15
Panel 1: Surfer with a look of intensity on his face while Mutt is pulling Eight away by his shirt.
65 Surfer: Children, you must leave now.
66 Eight: But we can help.
67 Surfer: No, you cannot, now hurry.
Panel 2: Mutt dragging Eight out of there with Surfer in the background heading towards Mephisto on his board.
68 Mutt: Stop being an asshole Eight and let's get out of here.
Panel 3: Surfer on going downward toward Mephisto
69 Surfer. DEMON
70 Surfer: I don't know why you've chosen to appear before me now but you will rue that decision.
Panel 4: Mephisto smurking.
71 Cap: One of the reason I take such intrest in the Surfer is I absolutely love how he reacts to me.
Panel 5 From behind Mephisto we see him looking up at Surfer soaring over head.
72 Cap Such unbridled hate from one so gentle. Knowing that the mere sight of me causes him such agita is almost vengeance enough. Almost.
73 Mephisto: Must you always act the fool with such hysterics? After all this time don't you know I only want to talk.
74 Surfer: Your words are more dangerous then the actions of most evil one.
Panel 5: The left side of Mephisto's face with Surfer hovering right above the ground.
75 Mephisto: True. But it is not the words alone.
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Panel 1: Mephisto with his hands in the air, as though he's casting a wicked spell, while Surfer looks on.
76 Mephisto: It's the guile behind them.
77 Mephisto: BEHOLD
78 Mephisto: A vision in my Stygian mists.
Panel 2: Outside in the Snow Mephisto's Souless Ones are grabbing the Eight and Mutt.
79 Mephisto: My newly resurrected Souless Ones have captured your young friends.
Panel 3: Surfer looking past the mist at Mephisto yelling at him.
80 Surfer: MEPHISTO.
81 Surfer: Hurt those children and I'll
81 Mephisto: Do not waste my time with with idle threats and I will not waste yours with mourning. They are merely to insure I have your attention.
Panel 3: Surfer slightly bowing his head submissively.
82 Surfer: What do you want Mephisto?
Panel: 4: Mephisto manifesting another image in his mist as Surfer watches.
83 Mephisto: For once, you and I want the same thing.
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Panel 1: Surfer and Mephisto looking into the mist to see an image of Morlun.
84 Surfer: Morlun!
85 Mephisto: I see you know of him? He has been givin the power to destroy you.
Panel 2: Surfer with his back to us and Mephisto facing us with both facing the other.
85 Surfer: Why are you telling me this?
86 Mephisto: Morlun is a small part of a much larger threat to Earth. One of my largest sources for souls to reap. It would hardly serve my best intrest for Earth to be destroyed.
86 Surfer: Deciever, I know there is far more to this then you present. What do you want in return for this information?
Panel 3 With a view from behind Surfers right side seeing Mephisto standing with his fist against his hips.
87 Mephisto: All I ask is that you stay here on earth until you are certain the threat has subsided. And perhaps there is more to this but...
Panel 4: Mephisto leaning into Surfers face with Surfer staring unflinchingly.
88 Mephisto: Are you really willing to take that chance.
Page 18
Panel 1: Outside the Souless ones release the children.
89 Mephisto: As a showing of good will I'll release your friends.
Panel 2: Mephisto vanishing.
90 Mephisto: I leave you with one promise Surfer, never has the earth needed you more.
Panel 3: Surfer with a pensive look.
Panel 4: Surfer flies outside while the children move away from the Souless ones.
91 Mutt: Let's get out of here.
Panel 5: Surfer comes to the childrens side to check on them.
92 Surfer: Are you okay?
93 Eight: Yeah.
Panel 6: Surfer with his arms around the boys as all three look to the souless ones.
94 Surfer: It will all be okay now.
Page 19
Panel 1: The Horned Souless one about to enter a portal while the other masked Souless one stares at Surfer.
95 Horned Souless one: Come brother. Mephisto beckons.
Panel 2: Close up of Masked Souless Ones face.
96 Masked Souless One: Be seeing you, Surfer.
Panel 3: Both Souless Ones disappear into the portal as Surfer and the boys watch on.
Panel 4: Eight looks up to Surfer.
97 Eight: What was that about?
98 Surfer: The continuation of a game between me and an old foe who seeks to torment me by keeping me here on Earth.
99 Cap: That's part of it, sure.
100 Surfer: But what he does not realize is that things are diffrent now.
Panel 5: Surfer transforms into a flesh and blood man.
101 Cap: Hmm, I didn't see that coming but I suppose it is not totally unexpected. Easily accomplished for the Surfer and his power cosmic. Intresting he hasn't done it earlier.
Page 20
Panel 1 Surfer in process of transforming back into his Silver form while kneeling in front of the children with his hands on their shoulders.
102 Surfer: Come, I will take you to your home.
103 Cap: I suppose it doesn't matter. I can take comfort in the knowledge I have that he doesn't.
Panel 2 Surfer flying away with the boys on his board.
104 Cap: For in these coming days the stars will need him more then ever and thanks to me he won't be there.
Page 21
Panel 1 The home world of the Grandmaster.
Panel 2 From behind the grandmaster we see the Elders of the Universe gathered.
105 Grandmaster: My fellow Elders. Thank you for attending this meeting. Each of us share a common bond of being the last of our respective races due to some cataclysm. Well I believe it is time for us to bring others into our fold which means...
Panel 3: Grandmaster leaning back with his fingertips touching with a cold stare.
106 Grandmaster: It is time for another cataclysm.
Panel 4: A battle being waged in the outer atmosphere of a planet.
Panel 5: Three sillouettes stand watching the battle outside on a screen.
107: Such destruction. It's tragic this had to happen.
108: Yes, tragic but necessary.
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Panel1: The three figures revealed as bald men all wearing Silver robes.
109: For all the Universe must know the way of Zenn-La.
Wrong again. I never lurk. If I'm not posting, I'm not here. I know you obsessed little turds would like to believe I'm always with you but it's just not true.
Suuuuuuuuure, Tommy. Like I said, it's okay that you're an RKMBs-junkie. Just be honest about it. We know you former Insurgents have the tendency to revisit here.
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Assuming that's true, after I discuss our fantasy sports leagues, the latest controversy at a Tyson plant, etc, the only way you would know that is if you were still around. Which easily proves that you're a dishonest junkie.
Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
Speaking of dishonest, I never you always keep talking about me I said-
Originally Posted By: me
Joe keeps talking about me
So yeah, you engage in other activities around this shit hole but I remain your favorite subject.
So what you're saying is that I don't keep talking about you, I just keep talking about you. Um, Tommy, maybe it's the dyslexia, but methinks you're confusing yourself. Which I know isn't difficult for you, but still...
Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
Oh man, Joe's talking about me being Grumpy...how on earth will I ever respond to that utterly clever piece of banter that he's said about a million times now?
Clearly, based on your post, you won't.
Well, you will, but it'll just be more sad scrambling as you attempt you keep up with your betters.
Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
Maybe I'll point out that I taught Joe the word projection
No, you just provide the perfect examples of the term. With every post you make.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Oh, feel free to mess with Tommy's diatribes. Like I said, you crack me up. Just show a little restraint - sometimes Tommy's posts speak for themselves in terms of unintentional comedy and the tragedy that is his existence.
Further proof. I'm glad your mutual obsession over me (both of you losers have stuff about me in your sigs and title's) has brought you two together. Hopefully Joe has his tubes tied.
Once again, Tommy's lack of education shows. Not only did he fail basic biology, his daddy and uncle never stopped to give him the talk about men and women in between raping him. Poor li'l Tommy. Another point of failure for him.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Oh, feel free to mess with Tommy's diatribes. Like I said, you crack me up. Just show a little restraint - sometimes Tommy's posts speak for themselves in terms of unintentional comedy and the tragedy that is his existence.
Further proof. I'm glad your mutual obsession over me (both of you losers have stuff about me in your sigs and title's) has brought you two together. Hopefully Joe has his tubes tied.
Once again, Tommy's lack of education shows. Not only did he fail basic biology, his daddy and uncle never stopped to give him the talk about men and women in between raping him. Poor li'l Tommy. Another point of failure for him.
Ok, well, so much for not enough sex. Color me intrigued.
Suuuuuuuuure, Tommy. Like I said, it's okay that you're an RKMBs-junkie. Just be honest about it. We know you former Insurgents have the tendency to revisit here.
Let me ask you a question Joe, since you have magic anonymous senses...who are those 14 anonymous members on right now? Oh, what's that, you don't know? Is there anything you know about...other than wasting space?
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So what you're saying is that I don't keep talking about you, I just keep talking about you. Um, Tommy, maybe it's the dyslexia, but methinks you're confusing yourself. Which I know isn't difficult for you, but still...
The famous RKMB triple logic at work here. Maybe cause I'm smarter than you but it seems to me like somebody can talk about something without having to talk about it all the time.
I come here and fuck with a variety of you assholes but I make one post and you come running. You can "spin" it all you want but that's the way it is, Joe.
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Clearly, based on your post, you won't.
Well, you will, but it'll just be more sad scrambling as you attempt you keep up with your betters.
Better at sumo wrestling perhpaps.
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No, you just provide the perfect examples of the term. With every post you make.
Is that why you started using that word all the time after I used it on you? That seems somehow pathological (another word I taught you and (fake)Pariah).
Oh, feel free to mess with Tommy's diatribes. Like I said, you crack me up. Just show a little restraint - sometimes Tommy's posts speak for themselves in terms of unintentional comedy and the tragedy that is his existence.
Further proof. I'm glad your mutual obsession over me (both of you losers have stuff about me in your sigs and title's) has brought you two together. Hopefully Joe has his tubes tied.
Once again, Tommy's lack of education shows. Not only did he fail basic biology, his daddy and uncle never stopped to give him the talk about men and women in between raping him. Poor li'l Tommy. Another point of failure for him.
No, I'm pretty sure you have a vagina and you've had sand in it ever since they stopped super-sizing meals at McDonalds.
Let me ask you a question Joe, since you have magic anonymous senses...who are those 14 anonymous members on right now? Oh, what's that, you don't know? Is there anything you know about...other than wasting space?
Do you REALLY want to know who each person is? Or is this just an excuse to get to your lame "is there anything you know about..." retort?
Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
The famous RKMB triple logic at work here. Maybe cause I'm smarter than you but it seems to me like somebody can talk about something without having to talk about it all the time.
So what you're saying is that you DID manage to confuse yourself there. Gotcha.
Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
I come here and fuck with a variety of you assholes but I make one post and you come running. You can "spin" it all you want but that's the way it is, Joe.
And here's what you can't seem to grasp. You call us obsessed with you, but you fail to catch that we don't come looking for you. You come here. And, yes, I'll admit it: every time you come here I'm going to make fun of you. Because it's fun and easy and makes me (and others) laugh. Every time you show up to a place that you openly hate, I'm going to make jokes at your expense and point out the inconsistency in your presence here. Because it amuses me, and I know that you'll keep giving me material with which to play. You can accuse everyone here of obsession with you, but the truth is that you're obsessed with us, which is proven by the fact that we don't come to you...you come to us.
Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
Better at sumo wrestling perhpaps.
Probably. And spelling. Among a slew of other things.
Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
Is that why you started using that word all the time after I used it on you? That seems somehow pathological (another word I taught you and (fake)Pariah).
Wow. The dyslexia flared up again. You totally missed the point of my comment.
That was easy...
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
guess we know what you were busy with in spelling class.
You probably don't, but I'm guessing you'll spend all your time thinking about it.
Uh oh. Tommy...were you abused by the faculty?
Poor kid...raped by every adult in his life. Tommy, it wasn't your fault. It wasn't your fault. It's NOT your fault!
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
guess we know what you were busy with in spelling class.
You probably don't, but I'm guessing you'll spend all your time thinking about it.
Uh oh. Tommy...were you abused by the faculty?
Poor kid...raped by every adult in his life. Tommy, it wasn't your fault. It wasn't your fault. It's NOT your fault!
Unfortunately, I think you just made Halo Matt Damon in this scene.
I think you're right. Tommy IS Matt Damon:
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Damn, Tommy. That's one long response you're making.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Do you REALLY want to know who each person is? Or is this just an excuse to get to your lame "is there anything you know about..." retort?
No, I want to prove that your "you're lurking here" argument is yet more of your inane bullshit. Which I have since at any givin time there are multiple anonymous users on here that you have no clue who they are. Your mind just goes straight to me.
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And here's what you can't seem to grasp. You call us obsessed with you, but you fail to catch that we don't come looking for you. You come here. And, yes, I'll admit it: every time you come here I'm going to make fun of you. Because it's fun and easy and makes me (and others) laugh. Every time you show up to a place that you openly hate, I'm going to make jokes at your expense and point out the inconsistency in your presence here. Because it amuses me, and I know that you'll keep giving me material with which to play. You can accuse everyone here of obsession with you, but the truth is that you're obsessed with us, which is proven by the fact that we don't come to you...you come to us.
You mean I don't grasp your bullshit? Cool.
Let's pretend that you guys don't come looking for me (which is bullshit but I'll get back to that later) and lets ignore how incredibly hive-minded your statement sounds ("we don't come looking for you") since I'm not talking about the rest of the whores right now I'm talking about your dumbass. You come to me. I fight with BSAMS or Sammitch and there you are on my coat tails as usual. My posting on this board is not an invitation for you to come talk to me.
But it doesn't matter since you assholes do come to me. Nowhereman or that Wedge asshole followed me to Comicbloc, you google the internet hoping to find info on me, Prometheus spends his time trying to get into Icon or D.N, and YOU came to Insurgency and one of your motives was to "spite" me.
Yet more of Joe's bullshit dissproven. Feel free to run to Pro, Iggy, or Harley so they can stroke your fragile ego
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Wow. The dyslexia flared up again. You totally missed the point of my comment.
That was easy...
Wit is totally lost upon you I see. I'd explain it to you but it would kill the joke and you probaly know what I meant you just can't come up with anything better. You were better off saying "I win" all the time. At least that way you don't put your idiocy out for the world to see.
Joe Mama User Breaker Of Halotard 15000+ posts 08/09/08 02:32 PM Making a new reply Forum: PJP's Random Chat and Insurgency Roast Thread: Re: ZZAPP destroys Iggybitch.,
No, I want to prove that your "you're lurking here" argument is yet more of your inane bullshit. Which I have since at any givin time there are multiple anonymous users on here that you have no clue who they are. Your mind just goes straight to me.
So, basically, your answer is "yes." This took ten minutes to post?
Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
You mean I don't grasp your bullshit? Cool.
Let's pretend that you guys don't come looking for me (which is bullshit but I'll get back to that later) and lets ignore how incredibly hive-minded your statement sounds ("we don't come looking for you") since I'm not talking about the rest of the whores right now I'm talking about your dumbass. You come to me. I fight with BSAMS or Sammitch and there you are on my coat tails as usual. My posting on this board is not an invitation for you to come talk to me.
I already told you, I enjoy making fun of you. You show up here, and I'll make fun of you. Or, to be a bit more specific, if you come to the RKMBs (a message board you profess to hate), I'll make fun of you every time. Because it makes me laugh, and it makes you cry. As for your "my posting on this board is not an invitation for you to come talk to me" comment, I disagree. Anyone who posts here is inviting anyone else to respond or comment. That is the nature of a message board. If you can't grasp that, then leave. But you won't because you really do love it here, and you love when anyone here talks to you. Also, considering the times you've come here and responded to something I've said to another poster, or made a crack about me, that line reeks of dishonesty and hypocrisy. You truly ARE a former Insurgent.
Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
But it doesn't matter since you assholes do come to me. Nowhereman or that Wedge asshole followed me to Comicbloc, you google the internet hoping to find info on me, Prometheus spends his time trying to get into Icon or D.N, and YOU came to Insurgency and one of your motives was to "spite" me.
No, my reason to come to Insurgency is because multiple people asked me to. Including your "leader," Steve Zweig, who also PM and thanked me for not beating you down while I was there. Spiting you was just a bonus.
And you continue to post here. In a message board you "hate."
Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
Yet more of Joe's bullshit dissproven. Feel free to run to Pro, Iggy, or Harley so they can stroke your fragile ego
"Disproved."
But you haven't disproved anything. You just make comments that you can't prove in hopes that I'll accept them. See? You crave my acceptance!
Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
Wit is totally lost upon you I see. I'd explain it to you but it would kill the joke and you probaly know what I meant you just can't come up with anything better. You were better off saying "I win" all the time. At least that way you don't put your idiocy out for the world to see.
That wasn't wit. That was you, once again, missing a point and now you're scrambling to make yourself look better. Which, again, you fail. But, since you request it:
"I win!"
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Damn, Tommy. That's one long response you're making.
Watching my profile? That's not obsession or anything.
Nope, but returning again and again to a place that you profess to hate certainly is.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Seriously, guy, I'm pretty worried about your obsession with us having medically induced boners. I mean.... that post just seems like you're cruisin' or something, and it's weirding me the fuck out. Please, stop it.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."
Damn, Tommy. That's one long response you're making.
Watching my profile? That's not obsession or anything.
Nope, but returning again and again to a place that you profess to hate certainly is.
It "amuses" me to do so. I don't mean that in the typical RKMB way of "I need to rationalize my way out of this" but I actually need to kill sometime today. So, I come here to fuck with idiots like you and in return you guys to get to continue your obsession with me. All's well that ends well.
So, basically, your answer is "yes." This took ten minutes to post?
Wow, you just can't wait to get a reply from me, can you? But no moron, that's not a yes. Take the self-serving glasses off sometime and maybe you'll see that.
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I already told you, I enjoy making fun of you. You show up here, and I'll make fun of you. Or, to be a bit more specific, if you come to the RKMBs (a message board you profess to hate), I'll make fun of you every time. Because it makes me laugh, and it makes you cry. As for your "my posting on this board is not an invitation for you to come talk to me" comment, I disagree. Anyone who posts here is inviting anyone else to respond or comment. That is the nature of a message board. If you can't grasp that, then leave. But you won't because you really do love it here, and you love when anyone here talks to you. Also, considering the times you've come here and responded to something I've said to another poster, or made a crack about me, that line reeks of dishonesty and hypocrisy. You truly ARE a former Insurgent.
So you enjoy your obsession? Fair enough. It's kinda sad though that when I make fun of you cause I enjoy making fun of assholes in general that you have to hide behind that double standard.
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No, my reason to come to Insurgency is because multiple people asked me to. Including your "leader," Steve Zweig, who also PM and thanked me for not beating you down while I was there. Spiting you was just a bonus.
And you continue to post here. In a message board you "hate."
No, no, no. You specifically said you were there to spite me. Continue to lie if you wish, but you and I both know you're full of shit. Lies make baby Jesus cry, Joe. You don't want that on your concience, do you?
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"Disproved."
But you haven't disproved anything. You just make comments that you can't prove in hopes that I'll accept them. See? You crave my acceptance!
Get over yourself. You started talking about me today, Joe. You couldn't help yourself. Just like now you can't help but fall back on some lame insult that any two year old can think of.
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That wasn't wit. That was you, once again, missing a point and now you're scrambling to make yourself look better. Which, again, you fail. But, since you request it:
"I win!"
It was wit that went way over your head. Not that that's hard or anything considering you're a mental midget. Don't blame me cause you're a big ol' lame duck.
Well, you see, you admitted being the guy who told the ProtestWarrior forum that Sammitch wanted to raid them. Sammitch's thread was posted weeks before the Insurgency raid started and months after you had left (over Hal Jordan) ('s anus). If you weren't lurking here at all, how did you see that thread? Was it... *gasp*... magic?! :0
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