I'll edit it once you clean all the sand out of your vagina.
That made no sense and wasn't funny. It would have been better, wittier, and funnier if you had just accepted the teasing with a modicum of self-depreciating humor, while at the same time attempting to lightly insult me. Maybe even a "your mother" line, for old times sake.
You've got to start weeding out your opportunities and stop generalizing every response as a spiteful defense against a phantom attack...
