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This thread blew my mind!
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nah, it only half-blew it.
It wasn't brownies, it was a cake.
and it wasn't a cake so much as it was molten liquid inside and burnt crisp outside, like a cake version of a gusher.
It was horrible. and delicious!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Sneaky, who is your avatar? And why?
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Really? Its Kwame Kilpatrick Muh favorite brotha! Why? a still of Congresswoman Kilpatrick floppin' her boobs around doesn't do thevideo justice. - The mayoral terms of Kilpatrick have been plagued with controversies which have included allegations of marital infidelity, conspiracy, perjury, and murder. Kilpatrick is the only mayor in the history of Detroit and the only current mayor of any major U.S. city to be charged with a felony while in office.
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Really? Its Kwame Kilpatrick Muh favorite brotha! Why? a still of Congresswoman Kilpatrick floppin' her boobs around doesn't do thevideo justice. - The mayoral terms of Kilpatrick have been plagued with controversies which have included allegations of marital infidelity, conspiracy, perjury, and murder. Kilpatrick is the only mayor in the history of Detroit and the only current mayor of any major U.S. city to be charged with a felony while in office.
Poor Strawberry, I was freinds with her sista Creme. Kwame was jailed last week for going across the river to Canada to sell the tunnel or some shit. I pissed myself. Martha Reeves of the Vandellas is a concil member and wants a statue downtown in her honor.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Where's Marion Barry when you need him?
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I don't get why Kwame went after teh ugly. Girl kinda looks like Scottie Pippen. 
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I don't get why Kwame went after teh ugly. Girl kinda looks like Scottie Pippen. 
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When I first say this thread I thought it as about uschi having a black baby or shitting in a saucepot.
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Jeez rex! Put down the beer before you post. Your grammar and spelling are closing in on Sneaky territory. I had to re-read that sentence three times before I realized you weren't just having an epileptic seizure at your keyboard...
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I'll edit it once you clean all the sand out of your vagina.
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Jeez rex! Put down the beer before you post. Your grammar and spelling are closing in on Sneaky territory. I had to re-read that sentence three times before I realized you weren't just having an epileptic seizure at your keyboard... Its his baby bladder. He tries to drink and type but its impossible unless he takes a wireless keyboard to the can.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Jeez rex! Put down the beer before you post. Your grammar and spelling are closing in on Sneaky territory. I had to re-read that sentence three times before I realized you weren't just having an epileptic seizure at your keyboard... Its his baby bladder. He tries to drink and type but its impossible unless he takes a wireless keyboard to the can.
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I'll edit it once you clean all the sand out of your vagina. That made no sense and wasn't funny. It would have been better, wittier, and funnier if you had just accepted the teasing with a modicum of self-depreciating humor, while at the same time attempting to lightly insult me. Maybe even a "your mother" line, for old times sake. You've got to start weeding out your opportunities and stop generalizing every response as a spiteful defense against a phantom attack... 
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Jeez rex! Put down the beer before you post. Your grammar and spelling are closing in on Sneaky territory. I had to re-read that sentence three times before I realized you weren't just having an epileptic seizure at your keyboard... Its his baby bladder. He tries to drink and type but its impossible unless he takes a wireless keyboard to the can. Do you even get that reference? Its from a voice chat. Its one of those things where we all get on yahoo and make fun of you for not being able to stay up past five pm to chat with us.
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Jeez rex! Put down the beer before you post. Your grammar and spelling are closing in on Sneaky territory. I had to re-read that sentence three times before I realized you weren't just having an epileptic seizure at your keyboard... Its his baby bladder. He tries to drink and type but its impossible unless he takes a wireless keyboard to the can. Do you even get that reference? Its from a voice chat. Its one of those things where we all get on yahoo and make fun of you for not being able to stay up past five pm to chat with us. Sweetheart, I know it will take you three bathroom breaks to get through this one post, but try and stay with me: I was there when those jokes were first created in the voicechat. Do you remember? It might be hazy since it was two fucking years ago.  Change or die, rex. Change or die. And, no offense, but if I get to choose between: (A) staying up until 5am to listen to you bathroom-break yourself into a stupor, ignore Uschi's pic-spam, and drown out Pariah whining about his burnt cock to try and hear the silent crackle-and-hiss of Shannon's non-existent part of the conversation... Or... ( B ) go and have a full nights sleep (and maybe some booty) with my wife... I'll take ( B ), thank you... 
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