I never spend much time in school, but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay. Hey! Hey!

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I wind up in the hay it's only hay. Hey! Hey!

I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."