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Posted: May 27 2008, 09:09 PM
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Guys,

I’m out. I’m sorry, but if you can’t follow simple instructions like don’t go over there and post; just do reconnaissance, then there’s very little I can do to be effective as a leader.

I know you’re all pissed at them and want to get some measure of revenge and defend yourselves and the Insurgency, but so far as I can tell, nothing good has been accomplished by going back over there except to give them targets to aim at.

What happened yesterday was bullshit. No question about it. It was a huge clusterfuck, but not something from which we couldn’t recover. In fact, it could have been turned to our advantage.

In a nutshell, my strategy was to let them burn themselves out on self congratulations and back patting for a couple of days while we took a breather ourselves and came up with a new plan of attack including a new board from which to congregate and attack.

As some of you know, I had my friend, Rick Poulin, sign up at a gay website called JustUsBoys as Britneyspearsatemyshorts and start posting some really nasty shit. He was going to recruit several of his friends and have them sign on as rex, Captain Sammitch, Joe Mama, and others and have basically a huge bukkake fest on Rob. I’m talking photos, the works.

I contacted Starman and he agreed to help us. He used to be a member of Rob’s boards but had no allegiance to them and basically called them all a bunch of pricks. Starman is an incredibly bright guy and would have run rings around any and every person they have there. He would have filleted them without them even knowing it.

I’ve been busy doing recon, trying to keep up with everyone and trying to remember the fucking passwords when I change computers. Additionally, I’ve been taking notes on what they’ve been saying and, no surprise here, it makes no sense. They jump on us for betraying our values (i.e. “breaking” us), but they did the EXACT same thing, and I don’t think we did betray our values. Here’s what I mean: They claim to be a board with complete and total free speech, yet the alter posts, delete sigs, delete posts and a host of other “censorship” related things. Absolutely NOTHING like that was done at the Insurgency. Other than needing a registration approval, nothing has changed at our boards and as you all know, the registration approval was truly due to the SpamBots and porn posts.

Additionally I’ve been compiling a list of things we need to hit them on. Their advantage is not solely in greater numbers, it’s because they all hammer on the exact same thing over and over and over. Here’s an example, apparently Rob is actually gay. So, as their leader, they’re subservient to a gay man? Don’t think they’d like that very much. POUND THEM ON THAT. Same as the paragraph above; according to their own rules, they “broke” themselves without our having to do a thing except post about them. POUND ON THEIR HYPOCRISY. That “rex” person is gender confused; everyone refers to him as a “guy” yet in a post he told me straight out that he’s a girl. They all rag on Snarf; join them. They’re Republicans. POUND THEM ON THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.

They keep mentioning all the money we’re generating for Rob. WHO THE FUCK CARES? Tell them you’re there to support your friend and fellow Insurgent, whomod. Grab the moral highground. Challenge them as fathers/mothers or sons/daughters about how they would feel if the positions were turned. They tell you they couldn’t care less if someone made a post as “bsamsdaughter”; call them fucking liars and ask them what they do care about if it isn’t family? What, I ask you, is a good response to that? I don’t see one.

Sikk, Iggy, I’ve got absolutely NO idea what you hope to gain by infiltrating them. At some opportune moment they’re going to expose a weakness and you’ll pounce on the opportunity? IMHO that’s unlikely at best. Besides, that’s already been exposed as part of our plan.

You are NEVER going to win anything if you keep trying to address their each and every post individually. They’ve got you wandering around bumping into so many trees that you can’t even see the forest.

So, keep on doing whatever it is you’re doing. I’ll continue to support the effort and make my posts, keep I can’t lead people who won’t be led. I’m not going to dedicate the amount of time and effort I put in just to have everyone ignore it.

I literally spent two days last week in my office not working like I should have been, but doing my best to get things together. Now my project is behind schedule and I’ll probably have to have my ex keep my kids this weekend so I can catch up instead of being with them. On last Wednesday morning, the father of a friend of mine passed away. He was a brilliant theoretical physicist whose work was developing mathematical formulas to accurately determine the size of craters caused by various types of nuclear explosives. I’d only met him a few times, but he was obviously a genius and a dear man. In the Jewish religion we have a 7 day period of mourning called Shivah and I’ve been going back and forth between my house, my friend’s house, her mother’s house and my office and logging in from various computers to keep track while taking part in the minyan’s (12 Jewish men all praying for the dead at the same time). Instead of enjoying my three day weekend and doing things I intended to, I spent virtually every available minute posting or planning.

It just isn’t worth it anymore. Little victories are nice, but it’s not going to add up to enough to have much effect. Besides, I’m concerned over the inevitable retaliation at the Insurgency. If things had gone according to my plan, we would have split off from the Insurgency and attacked from a new place. My first priority has to be to the Insurgency boards.

I’m not mad or angry at anyone, so there’s no need to apologize or defend your actions.

I’ll see you out there as soon as I can.

Steve

Anonymous 08/25/08 01:49 PM Reading a post
Forum: PJP's Random Chat and Insurgency Roast
Thread: Maybe Captain ZZap isn't such a retard after all...

damn, i wonder what it's like to lose your first priority?

POUND THEM ON THEIR FIRST PRIORITY

as your subservient, it would be an honor ma'am!

SWEEP THE LEGS!

Isnt it amazing that somebody who didnt take this seriously was the one talking about reconnaissance and being a leader.

Now now, Nowhereman. Don't point out flaws in logic. That hurts their brains.

still fucking priceless! i never thought there would come a fall bigger than Athanon, but this was the greatest ever!

"Daddy we missed you!"

"Sorry kids, you'll have to stay with your mom. There's been some trouble on the internet."

no, they never claimed to grab the moral highground!



no, family doesn't matter, its only sons and daughters under the age of 18 because science said so!



no, they didn't take it too seriously and there's no proof of it!



no, the whole thing was about whomod's daughnternet!



no, they never maligned themselves and showed our successes!



no, they knew what iggy was doing the whole time!

God bless BSAMS!!!

Rob, if ever there was a slogan for this site, this is it!

heh.

heh.

hahah.

"the rkmbs: even with notes, they make no sense."

Anonymous 08/25/08 03:21 PM Reading a post
Forum: PJP's Random Chat and Insurgency Roast
Thread: Maybe Captain ZZap isn't such a retard after all...


hi stevie!

it makes no sense is the better improper english!

sesne

I GOTTA ADMIT THE TRON GUY WITH A MANJINA IS FUNNY,.

i see rex has his homosexual fixatation with me in full gear today.

And JLAnus is still obsessed with Zzap.

All is right with the world.

WB halo.

X a zillion!

MisterJLA= Loser X infinity!

i dont know how i do it!

Navy. Get it right asshole. It be shame for you to distort facts 100% of the time as opposed to the 99.9% that's mandatory for this shithole.