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Just trying to show you the light at the bottom of the bottle.

i aqlready know about it dumbass.. i drink absolute, jagermiester and jack daniels remeber?

of course you don't.. unlike me you cannot handle your alcohol,

Are you kidding? I put the Fun Co. in functional alcoholism.

passing out from the fumes of my first triple of jack daniels does not make you a functioning alcoholic.

Your triple Jacks mean nothing to a Southern man and his moonshine.

Southern man
better keep your head
Don't forget
what your good book said
Southern change
gonna come at last
Now your crosses
are burning fast
Southern man

I saw cotton
and I saw black
Tall white mansions
and little shacks.
Southern man
when will you
pay them back?
I heard screamin'
and bullwhips cracking
How long? How long?

Southern man
better keep your head
Don't forget
what your good book said
Southern change
gonna come at last
Now your crosses
are burning fast
Southern man

Lily Belle,
your hair is golden brown
I've seen your black man
comin' round
Swear by God
I'm gonna cut him down!
I heard screamin'
and bullwhips cracking
How long? How long?

This conversation is steering awfully close to gimmick infringement...

Considering one half of this conversation regularly swipes posts from multiple message boards, you shouldn't be surprised.

and the other half regularly Goes all Emotionally Emo when the bottle's empty we aren't.

It is called the edit button. Use it.

so you don't deny starting to cry when you reach the bottom of a bottle?

There are two things that should never be separated: An Irish man and his booze.

the First step is admitting you have a problem Jordan.

Yes, I have a problem. I'm Irish.

i'm aware of how much of an alcoholic the irish can be remeber?

i was married to one....

Well, that's your mistake for marrying an Irish woman and not being able to handle her.

Man 1: Did ya hear about Joey? He's marrying a nice Irish Girl.
Man 2: Oh really?
Man 1: No, O'Reilly.

i could handle her i just didn't feel like smacking her around like most Micks do.

Yup, definitely not gay.

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