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I'm getting a Mossberg 500a pistol grip shotgun for forty bucks. I probably wouldn't use it for much more than home defense and to play around with it at the rifle range, but--for forty bucks--how could I say no? I love it when people with guns are hard up for cash.

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Are you gonna use it against people that make fun of you online?


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Cause rex lives in Oregon.

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Yeah, the Mossberg 500 is, quite possibly, the closet thing on earth to a generic shotgun. However, they aren't bad guns. For 40 bucks it's definitely worth snapping up.

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40 bucks? make sure it isn't hot, dude!


go.

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 Originally Posted By: URG

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I'm waiting for someone to post PCgays suicide gun.


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The 500a is nice. Probably the most inexpensive of the Mossberg line is the Maverick, which retails for between $120-$250 and is a great bargain.


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but not very good for commiting suicide

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I'd imagine the pistol grip would make matters easier.


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cleanup would be a bitch though.


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this is actually PJP's bro.

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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
The 500a is nice. Probably the most inexpensive of the Mossberg line is the Maverick, which retails for between $120-$250 and is a great bargain.

What does the cost matter?
Surley the only thing that matters is that it fits into your mouth!

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Well, if we're talking about something that'll fit comfortably in the mouth, a shotgun, particularly larger bores like a 12-gauge, is a double-edged sword, so to speak. I mean, the lack of a sight blade would facilitate the whole self-decapitation process, though the muzzle is just too big to position against the hard palate as is customary.


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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
Well, if we're talking about something that'll fit comfortably in the mouth, a hard penis is customary.

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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
Well, if we're talking about something that'll fit comfortably in the mouth, a shotgun, particularly larger bores like a 12-gauge, is a double-edged sword, so to speak. I mean, the lack of a sight blade would facilitate the whole self-decapitation process, though the muzzle is just too big to position against the hard palate as is customary.



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Rex: Ass-kissing, cock-sucking retard. I mean expert. Yeah. Expert.


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that's actually rex's bro.

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Right, gotcha.


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This is actually PJP's bro. PJP committed suicide awhile back.

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 Originally Posted By: rex
I'm waiting for someone to post PCgays suicide gun.




I imagine the dog from duckhunt laughing at PCG when he pulls the trigger.

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I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that zapper, was to wonder how the hell Nintendo ever got the best of him.

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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
Right, gotcha.


Next time do the job right!




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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
40 bucks? make sure it isn't hot, dude!


Used shotguns aren't necessarily that expensive, especially a "run of the mill" one like this.

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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
Well, if we're talking about something that'll fit comfortably in the mouth, a shotgun, particularly larger bores like a 12-gauge, is a double-edged sword, so to speak. I mean, the lack of a sight blade would facilitate the whole self-decapitation process, though the muzzle is just too big to position against the hard palate as is customary.

Nice to see you have researched your next fake internet suicide.

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I hope he researched some ways on how to make it real!

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Marrying Courtney Love would be a good first step!

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Or he can ask help from Joe Mama.

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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
Or he can ask help from Joe Mama.


But G-Man seems to be quite the expert!
http://www.rkmbs.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/937821/fpart/2#Post420184

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